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(155 votes) Published: May 29, 2006 4:43 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 616 times
This is a funny story that was emailed to me andd i want to share too bad i deleted that email but made a copy of it and took the time to type it up for yall.....here it is:
Lawyers should never ask a Southerngranma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly women to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She respnded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She agian replied, "Why, yes, i do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state.
Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "if either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you to the electric chair."
The End
hope you enjoyed the story. thannx for reading my story and yes this is a true story.
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