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How to Attract the woman of your dreams
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Published: Nov 04, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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Hello everybody my names Derkic which is a very cool name. This alone attracts women to me. I know that most of you are not fortunate enough to have a cool name so I will let you in on a little secret woman love DANGER! heres afew tips:

One of best ways to get yourself a hot chick is find someone who likes to make bombs like phartpipe or xero.
Then get your local hobo scare a woman close to one of the bombs and jump on her just before the bomb goes off. She will fall in love with you instantly and want to rip off your clothes there and then. Dont worry about the bomb maker they are incapable of picking up a date, this is why they dont care if they lose their genitals in a experiment gone wrong.

Another way to meet women is to go down to your local gas station. You drive your car up to the pump. Open the cap to the fuel tank. Put the nosel in the fuel tank then wait for a chick to start walking towards you. Then drive off with the pump still in the car, reach out the window, pull the chick into your car as the gas station exploses behind you and drive off into the sunset.

Plz don’t try this without consulting your onion first. 		 
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Stifler-1987
Dec 13, 2005 8:20 pm -
• Don’t believe everything you hear or anything you say...That was the stupidest idiotic thing i’ve ever heard for a guy to do i pray that you dont blow yourself up doing it???


HeartsDarkRiver
Jun 21, 2006 6:40 am -
Quote:
Another way to meet women is to go down to your local gas station. You drive your car up to the pump. Open the cap to the fuel tank. Put the nosel in the fuel tank then wait for a chick to start walking towards you. Then drive off with the pump still in the car, reach out the window, pull the chick into your car as the gas station exploses behind you and drive off into the sunset.



Sounds like a scene freom 3000 Miles to Graceland to me. I fact, that’s were you got this I’ll bet.

it won’t work anyways. It would probably break your gas tank opening before it broke the pump, and how is it going to explode when there’s nothing to ignite it? And if it did explode, then it would be instant. Spark, Boom, Dead. You’d have no time to "pull the chick in your car and drive away"

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crusher-87 0
Oct 19, 2006 2:23 pm -
i just need egg points 1*
 
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