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COOL CLIFF DIVING

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Published: Dec 04, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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HELLO EVERYBODY,

Sorry i havnt been here to help you all turn cool, but it’s hard to find the time with all the women i got to service.

Now I’ve got a good one for you today. This is one I did about 5 years ago.

What you do is call up all the women you know and tell them to goto the local cliff where they normally hang out. OK first check out in the water where it’s safe to dive, when they come towards you yell out "COME ONE STEP CLOSER AND I’LL JUMP", When they try to talk you out of it say "WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME IF I DON’T JUMP", now your got them cornered they have to say yes. After they say yes put on a angry face and scream out "YOUR LIEING" and jump off the cliff into the area you know is safe. They will go into full panic mode and start crying. This is when you start climbing back up the cliff. They will be so surprised you survived they will huge and kiss you without ever thinking you did it on purpose.
 

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A_s_H

Dec 21, 2004 4:11 am - What
Surely if its their favourite cliff they will know how high it is??


wayfastwhitey

Jan 31, 2005 8:42 pm -
yah thats gay


gingerbreadman-9521

Nov 09, 2006 4:10 am -
if its a cliff you’d die....ypour just bent!!!!!!!!!!


thegr8est1

D c 20, 2006 2:07 pm -
retarded.


bacdafukup

Mar 15, 2007 8:06 am -
pffffft

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