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Urban Stalking
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Published: Dec 08, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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Ok first thing i got to say is being in the onion army is damn sweet, we go where we like, when we like, how we like and theirs not a goddamn thing anybody can do about it.

Alright now that i got that out of the way, im here to tell you all the vertues of stalking. Most ppl believe that it’s wrong to stalk women, but thats simply not true stalking can be very fun of you and the woman your trying to impress.
What you is a team of hobo’s and onions equiped with crouch bees and walking sticks.

Its time to find a target. When you find a woman you like go up to her in the street and walk right behind her with the hobos and onions lined up behind you. This should get her attention, once she knows your following her stop. Just keep your distance and find out where she lives and works or where she goes to school. It’s important that she is under 24 hour hobo watch. Give her a phone call as soon as she jumps in the shower, tell her you just watched her get undressed. This should really turn her on, tell her that your coming for her soon then hang up. Your can do this to as many women as you like, it really depends how many hobos you got. Last week i did this to 10 women in one night as i didnt say where was going to turn up i just went from one place to the next. You can knock on the door and when they answer the door, jump through the window and make passionate love to them. 		 
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JihadJoe-7283
May 09, 2006 3:02 am -
Retard.


Agent0032
Feb 04, 2007 3:14 pm -

Retard...this is sorta unbeleivable lmao
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