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Ultimate Revenge

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(155 votes)
Published: May 31, 2006 6:16 p.m.
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Want some good revenge schemes? Read on...

Powdered Milk Revenge:

What you’ll need: Powdered Milk



What to do: Simple. Sprinkle as much powdered milk as you want on the victims lawn (preferably at night). Then when it rains, it’ll turn to milk. It’ll go bad, then stink like hell!

E-mail:

What you’ll need: This link

What to do:Use this fake e-mailer to send an e-mail from whoever you want, saying what ever you want. Use your imagination.

On a Car:

Method 1:
What you’ll need:Jolly ranchers



What to do:When your victims at work say, put one of these babys on their car window. they stick, and then melt in the sun. Something in it makes the glass super brittle. When they close the door, crash!

Method 2
What you’ll need:Baloney



What to do: Put a slice of this on their paint job. Something in the meat removes the paint. When they peel it off, you get the idea.

Method 3
What you’ll need: A potatoe



What to do: Shove one of these into their exhaust pipe! Pressure will build up... and it’ll jack the motor up.

Method 4
What you’ll need: Tape, nails or screws





What to do:Lay out a strip of tape, stick nails pointins up on them. Under the bumper thingy, tape them on so that the points are pointing dowon at the tire. Place the so that they cannot be seen. When car drives, they pop the tires.

A computer:
What you’ll need: A penny



What to do: If they have a floppy drive, drop one in. It’ll jam something up, and won’t come out.

Pedal Bikes
What you’ll need: A wrench



What to do:Loosen the two bolts holding the wheels in place on the frame. Not all the way though, just a ltttle. They’ll ride for a while, and then the wheels will fall off.

in the bathroom:

Method 1
What you’ll need:Saran warp



What to do: Under the toilet seat, tape saran wrap across the bowl. You figure the rest.

Method 2
What you’ll need: Those little things you thrown, and they pop.

What to do: Place them under the toilet seat, under those two little bumps that hit first when the seat goes down. when they sit, pop!

Method 3
What you’ll need: Vinegar



What to do: Put it in their toothepaste, their mouthwash, things like that.

In their bed:
What you’ll need:Syrup, whipcream, etc.



What to do: Under their bed sheet (not the blanket), the one they lye on, spray, pour, sprinkle etc. all of it. When they lay dow, there’ll be a slight mess.

With a soda:
What you’ll need: Soda in a can



What to do: Open it slightly so it looks closed, drink it or whatever you want. Mix a bucket of water with whatever you want like salt, place and hold the can in. It will then fill up. Give it to a "friend".

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nepdawg

May 31, 2006 6:23 pm -
all are old and i highly doubt original but its a nice guide putting them together with some pics so 3*


ajmuej

May 31, 2006 6:31 pm -
Some are old, but it’s got pics and is put together well. 4*


L3G3Nd

May 31, 2006 6:34 pm -
yeah i know where ur coming from. i appreciate the votes.


Shave_Americas_Bush 6127

May 31, 2006 6:46 pm -
Everything was cool except the potatoe in the tailpipe.... one of my friends dads died because of this, the pressure didnt back up enough to stall out the car, but it forced carbon monoxide back into the car which he ultimately died from. 4


L3G3Nd

May 31, 2006 6:53 pm -
^ Oh crap. Sorry about that one then. Everybody leave that one out. Thanks for the vote.


Run-ThroughsRule

May 31, 2006 7:04 pm -
lol im gonna try the baloney and the jolly rancher thing. gonna be fun :D


The5thColumn

May 31, 2006 7:07 pm -
Your "Revenge" logo makes me want to eat Lay’s Potato Chips.


muffins

May 31, 2006 7:14 pm -
this is just retarded, a potatoe doesnt block shit up, it just fires out of the pipe (ala mythbusters) I dont care what you say, its impossible

also, loosening only 2 nuts will do nothing, you can drive on 3 nuts, its perfectly safe for up to 100 miles

3*


L3G3Nd

May 31, 2006 7:25 pm -
^Shit thats a good one... haha have to try that one!!


Ryse

May 31, 2006 7:27 pm -
Quote:
Everything was cool except the potatoe in the tailpipe.... one of my friends dads died because of this, the pressure didnt back up enough to stall out the car, but it forced carbon monoxide back into the car which he ultimately died from.


dude that sucks balls, sorry

4****


The5thColumn

M y 31, 2006 7:42 pm -




Homer says "Revenge is tasty"


Toasty

May 31, 2006 7:45 pm -
Quote:
What to do: Shove one of these into their exhaust pipe! Pressure will build up... and it’ll jack the motor up.


Just for that you lost a star.
4*


ajmuej

May 31, 2006 7:48 pm -
^mr. -5 egg points is dunkin on people


xXN3fariousXx

May 31, 2006 7:55 pm -
ok 5*s


ajmuej

May 31, 2006 7:56 pm -
just so you know, that was a joke


xXN3fariousXx

May 31, 2006 8:00 pm -
ill make sure i slap a slab of bologna on every ones cars.....


TgRGrU

May 31, 2006 10:38 pm -
haha, some of these are really nice. 4*


cristobal

Jun 01, 2006 1:56 pm -
five good work


EroticShavingCream

Jun 02, 2006 5:22 pm -
good one 5


GlassNMetal

Jun 05, 2006 11:27 pm -
dude....the jolly ranchers and shit meat are funny as hell. 5*!!


Leesy

Jun 06, 2006 5:09 am -
Yeah - good one! I haven’t heard of the powdered milk one yet...I might have to try that one! 4****


Draven

Jun 06, 2006 5:37 am -
i did the potatoe on but i used water bombs btw 5*


MattEM

May 03, 2007 12:01 pm - love it 5*
some are old and crappy but u make up for it in the GREAT ones. love the powdered milk one! and the nice use of pics


Desdemona

Aug 21, 2007 8:50 pm -
I always like good revenge schemes }:) Nice pictures and concise de5criptions. Many of them I’ve heard of before, but you put some interesting twists on some of ’em. 5*


EIGHTZEBRAS

Jan 19, 2008 9:18 pm -
Five stars just for the jolly rancher one... I didn’t know that and it will bring me many laughs.

 


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