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(171 votes) Published: Jun 06, 2006 3:31 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 734 times
Ok, this is a purely bullshit egg, and it seems that mostly everyone has done atleast one, SO I AM HERE TO DO MINE!!!
Also, I dont give a shit what you basically rate this, I is still gettin points sumhow...
Ok, this egg will tell you how to take a safe dump in any public toilet, or any dirty toilet around...
That, ^^^^ , is just one of the many examples of a filthy toilet.
So, HERES THE GOD-FORSAKEN EGG!
First, approch the toilet. WITH CAUTION! I once see’d a toilet with friggen shit, caked all over the seat, the bowl, and the flusher thinggy. Oh, and a full booze bottle of stout next to it, but it had a needle in it, tempting, but I figured it would slightly damage my health... But I seriously did see a dog with a puffy tail that very same day.....
Anyway, I suggest that if you come accross a toilet like the one I just mentioned, taking a dump isn’t all that important, in that situation, or maybe it is for you...
But, if the toilet is dirty, but is still reletivley usable, then by all means, go for it Vinnie!
Now, the actuall egg: (Enough shit!)
Now, approach the toilet with much caution. Lower your dacks, and slowly lower yourself near the seat hole.
Here’s the tricky part, now, make sure there is about 3 inches of empty space between the seat and your big FAAAAT arse!
Now, lightly, start your engines, and take that DUMP!
Now, this is tricky because the human body was meant for us to take dumps in a comfortable sitting position, and no doubt you are in a non-comfortable position.
Now, assuming you have taken the dump, and have finished, dont, I repeat, DONT! use the toilet paper! I once came accross a toilet paper roll in a public toilet, that was soaked in what it looked like to be "period" blood.
But, try and find some old newspapers off the ground, or use your t-shirt. Or just don’t wipe your arse, and save that for later at home... Use your IMAGINATION!!
That is the egg, And I will be back later on, about DUMPS AROUND THE WORLD!!
[Making Movies, Making Songs, AND DUMPING ROUND THE WOYRLD!!]
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Challenges / Hazardous Sports / Involves Fire
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Challenges / Hazardous Sports / Involves Fire
I feel this is the perfect directory for this egg...
LoL...
Jun 06, 2006 11:55 am - I refuse to flame due to the 6/6/06 thing.
This egg was pointless and stupid but its still funny.
At least we know your not being serious.
ANd theres pics and it tells you how to do something.
So ill give u a 4:)
Now, this is tricky because the human body was meant for us to take dumps in a comfortable sitting position, and no doubt you are in a non-comfortable position.
Actually, like the lower apes, the natural shitting position for a human is squatting down while balancing your weight on the balls of your feet if possible, like a baseball catcher.
Pretend the toilet is a Japanese style shitter, and drop your trousers, stand on the seat, and squat down over it. This way, you only step in shit with your shoes, and don’t really have to touch it.
More Japanese shitter instructions can be found here.
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