NIKE Missle Base/Akron Caves (Clegg)
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(151 votes)
Published: Jun 08, 2006 4:43 p.m.
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After walking around in coal dust, chemicals, sea-gull shit and cancer we left Bethlehem Steel and went to a convenient store. We washed up and picked up junk food and planned our next excursion. One of the people we were with sugguested a missle base not to far from here. Off we went.
Entry was made through an alligator infested swamp with Steve Irwin. Steve, he’s a funny guy. After we slaughted the guards at the entrance we walked around the place. (Remember, its all underground)
There are 3 main bunkers to the place. 1 is flooded, 1 is locked and 1 is open.
My freind Geo typed up this de5cription:
Quote: his site was opened in 1956 and closed in 1970. Last manned by Battery B, 2nd Battalion, 209th Air Defense Artillery, New York Army National Guard. The site was part of the Niagara-Buffalo Air Defense. Care must be taken at this site, as the sign on the way out(didnt get a pic, sign was facing in) says "KEEP OUT, trespassers will be violated. Serioulsy, if you are seen here be sure of a visit from officer friendly.
Now, onto the pictures.
-The elevators for getting the missles down.
-Missle launch door Im guessing.
-The hatch down.
-Take a wild guess.
-The elevator doors. It was darker then the Million Man March. Adobe brightened.
-Yes. That is a car down there. I dont know what kinda car it is, but it really is down there. Pretty cool prank I think. Just makes people think "How the FUCK did this get down here?!"
-The missle bay is 1 room, this is the rest of the room minus the car.
-That shitty car.
-Zzzzzzzzzzap!
-??
-Blurry plunger.
-Blurry breathing holes.
-Geo’s hand and the car engine.
-Cabinent with NB taking a picture.
-The button! (Yes, we pushed it)
-Lamp.
-Exit ventalation.
-What is on top of the picture that is above this.
-Barrels of Plutonium.
-Matienience building. It is in use, so we didnt bother trying to get in. Behind the building are these really old cars from the 50’s-60’s. Snow got some shots of it.
-Same picture, just a little darker with people in it. I blurred out faces if you cannot tell.
-Very random. I was balls to the wall tired and I layed down and seen this tree branch. So I snapped a picture, wanna fight about it?
-Same building.
-Snow took a picture of me taking this picture.
^^The picture of me taking a picture.
-I climbed a hill behind the building and snapped this.
We had to high-tail it outta there. An alarm went off and special forces started ariveing in black helicopters. We fought them off with our camera tripods and flashlights.
After we killed Steve Irwin and fought of the crocs again we went back to the mothership and planned our next journey. Our team got substantially smaller.
We had 9 people to begin with and it dropped down to 5. Their mommies made cookies and they wanted in on the action so they skedaddled on home.
Geo told us about the Akron Caves so Snow, NB, AV and I headed on over there. We all piled onto AV’s scooter and Geo got on his tricycle and we rode over to the Akron Caves.
Now, this place was dark. I didnt manage to get any shots of the inside, but Snow did. View his egg to see. These are the pics’ I managed to take.
-The cave has 2 entrances. We entered through the entrance in the second picture.
We walked through the caves, nobody got hurt. I lost my balance a few times and Snow allmost hit his head on the rocks. It was a little wet down there. We seen calcium deposits and some small bats. It was cool as shit down there (tempreture wise and neat-ness wise). We sorta got lost in the cave but we found an exit that came to the top of the entrance where we entered.
We then drove back to NB’s place to get the Snow-moblie. Since NB’s place is right down the street from the Buffalo Psychiatric Center. I took some pictures and Snow filmed some video. I then added the pictures to an egg.
Coming up in the near future!
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 | Jun 08, 2006 4:45 pm -
nice 5* |
 | Jun 08, 2006 4:54 pm -
I like all your eggs... BUT YOUR PICTURES ARE TOO SMALL ITS ANNOYING!
Couldnt vote for it though |
 | Jun 08, 2006 4:58 pm -
They are thumbnails, click on them. |
| Jun 08, 2006 4:59 pm -
Yeah but then it opens a new window and then you have to close it... and I guess Im just to lazy |
 | Jun 08, 2006 5:01 pm -
Another good’n |
 | Jun 08, 2006 5:03 pm -
5*.. wicked good egg. |
 | Jun 08, 2006 5:11 pm -
Nice Clegg
5***** |
| Jun 08, 2006 5:18 pm -
Teh 6!!! |
 | Jun 08, 2006 5:25 pm -
all the eggs like this are starting to piss me off alot like why do you guys get places like that when there dickall around my town 55555* why cant there be an old military base or something in every town |
 | Jun 08, 2006 5:48 pm -
how do u find these places...you must live in a prettyt sweet spott u explore somereally kool places |
 | Jun 08, 2006 5:59 pm -
Clegg good egg but make the pictures bigger |
 | Jun 08, 2006 6:17 pm -
Hey clegg i know where you go for these exploration sites...
Theres one pic that gave it away.
btw the site was established in 1857
excellent egg 5*****
Now i might just go there and see for myself! |
 | Jun 08, 2006 6:54 pm -
Killer You and snow fucking kick ass for these UE eggs lately they’ve been whats keeping the new egg page intresting. 5* |
 | Jun 08, 2006 7:07 pm -
seriously man,
i love you
(but the bethlehem one was better,
though nukes are cool).
easy 5***** |
 | Jun 08, 2006 7:26 pm -
superior |
 | Jun 08, 2006 7:47 pm -
lol sweet |
 | Jun 08, 2006 9:11 pm -
5’s |
 | Jun 08, 2006 10:38 pm -
yea i have a nike/ajax missle base about 2 miles from my house. (some pretty sweet shit) |
 | Jun 09, 2006 8:30 pm -
PEW PEW LASER BEAMS 5* |
 | Jun 09, 2006 9:54 pm -
Thats pretty badass 5 |
 | Jun 13, 2006 8:19 pm -
cleeg i love you 5 stars |
| Jun 13, 2006 8:21 pm -
and joemcjoey meet my block list |
 | Jun 14, 2006 12:23 am -
best egg ive read all day (11:59 PM, first time on site today) 5***** |
 | Jun 15, 2006 3:20 pm - Awesome
Great egg! Keep up the good work!
5* |
 | Jun 26, 2006 11:06 am -
You ALWAYS make the best eggs... 5* |
 | Sep 06, 2006 10:30 pm -
hells yea. i just moved from akron ohio. never heard of that missle base though. just thought i would show a little ohio love. ha ha |
 | Nov 13, 2006 7:55 pm -
5* |
 | Jan 28, 2007 7:14 pm -
VERY COOL Geo has some crazy veins! And yes, resize your pictures to be able to be shown without opening a window please! 5* tho |
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