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(141 votes) Published: Jun 12, 2006 4:21 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 411 times
Over the past while I have been collecting data on the many things you see in life that are just funny. Bloopers and possibly hidden messages. I have taken pictures of those things and am dispencing the info i have collected so far
1. Ballin\’ Outta Control
While at the local 99 cents store, i found an interesting rap CD titled, \"Ballin\’ Outta Control.\" That guy must be some \"playa\"
2. The Adventures of Dr. Fu Manchu
This is more of an inside joke which probably nobody else will get, but just pretend its funny or something.
3. Why is Sea Water Salty?
\"In one ejaculation, a whale releases 50 gallons of semen. Thats why the ocean is so salty.\" That is an old beach joke/fun fact. That is what drew my attention towards this child friendly DVD answering that age old question. Then i got to thinking...Why does Geppetto want a REAL boy? Is he tired of FAKE boys or something? And what kind of feeling is this Geppetto characting trying to express which a childrens video called, \"Why is Sea Water Salty?\"
4. BLOOPERS!
When your irregular you make bloopers.
5. Charlie Brown
While on a boat to Catalina, i saw this diagram of how to put a life jacket on by Charlie Brown. I just thought it was funny.
6. Golden Tar???
So you want to get a nice dark tan? I can guerentee that if you smear some tar all over your body you will be the darkest person on the beach.
7. Disneyland 69
So I went to Disneyland yesterday and while walking through tomarrowland, i spotted this interesting decal on a rocketship. Everyone should know what 69 means and if you don\’t, well find out.
8. Yummy
I\’ just assuming that cottage cheese shouldn\’t go there, but just in case you plan on a purchase today, they have added some peptic-relif for your. And if you get into some real trouble, there is also some Anti-Diarrhea medicine too