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(112 votes) Published: Jun 13, 2006 9:54 a.m. Viewed 499 times
Across the street from my house there is an old church, with a belltower. Every few nights, when my and my friends get and bored and/or drunk, we’ll wander over there to the church and try to find a way into the tower. For years we would go out and try to find the way it, looking for a trapdoor SOMETHING that would give us a lead. nothing. again we looked. nothing. we could never find a way into that damn tower! we knew there was a way, we had gone and heard people talked about, asked the hispanic janitor how to get it, but we always got the same reply, "No hablas ingles! No hablas ingles!" Finnaly, one day, one of the janitors came to the church who knew a little english. "No door, no door," he said. "WHAT?!?!" my friend said, "No door!, must go through side!" and that was that. On the side of the tower (see the pic above) there are little window that lead to the inside of the belltower. Now these windows were pretty high, so we had never put too much thought of going into them. One night we snuck out with a ladder, and smoke bombs (for escape just in case.) My first friend (Jake) headed up the ladder and got to the "window" (there was no glass it was just like a big cut in the side)"SHIT!!" Jake yelled as he got to the top. "theres fucking barbed wire up here!" Ok now theres something i had never thought about, barbed wire, on a church bell tower, what are they gunna think of next? Oh well. So Jake climbed down with cuts all over his arms. "I guess thats why they say look before you leap," I said. He then punched me in the stomach with his good arm and we were on our way. After both of us got up there (I had found a clipboard and put it over the barbed wire) and broken through the little fence thing that was behind the "window" (another church security device) we looked around. It was empty, except for a ladder that led up, so up we went, and up and up and up. We finnally got to the top, finnally, after about 5 years of trying to find a way in, we were in. The top had about 6 big bells up there, and when you looked out you could see the entire city, everything, (if i were to choose a sniping position, this would have been it.) After spending a few minutes up there, we started to climb down. About half way down we heard sirens, "Oh theyre probably just going to some hold up or something," Jake said. "ATTENTION TEENAGES, GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT TOWER!!!!" some screamed. "oh we’re fucked..." i said. "No we’re not," jake said, taking the smoke bomb out of his pocket. "Dont!" but it was already lit, and then thrown. Well this didnt do much good because the cops had the ladder so we could either choose to stay up there and starve or surrender and face a few days in jail, which is exactly what we did. turns out the janitor we asked had called the a couple minutes after we asked him, telling them we might try to go tonight. I dont even know why he told us, if he didnt want us going in there, guess hed seen us sneaking around before and wanted us arrested for something i dont know. Well thats my story (btw im out of jail now)
Jun 13, 2006 10:06 am - ha nice story but always, ALWAYS wait a day or so before you do something like that after asking someone info on something that is illegal. I’ve been there before. Learn from your mistakes. Good egg though. 5* would have been nice if more pics.
Jun 13, 2006 5:20 pm - I gave u a 5 but next time try and type it in paragraphs. Its pretty hard to read. :O
Jun 13, 2006 7:30 pm - did you gte extra time for reisting arrest?
because as soon as you threw that smoke bomb that ment you were trying to get a way.
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