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(113 votes) Published: Jun 28, 2006 1:19 p.m. Viewed 453 times
SUPPLIES
- Shop Vac with "Blow" feature
- Toilet paper
- Cheap car soap
- First off you need to take about 7-8 sheets of Toilet paper and make a nice soft spitwad. No chewing, you want it to be nice and loose. Make 4 or 5 of these and place each in a cup full of the car soap
- Let the balls soak in the soap for a good 3 minutes. Now take them out and carefully place them together. Remember we want it to be loose as possible
- Now take the ball and jam it in the Shop Vac so it fits firmly. Place your hand over the wad and turn on the "blow" feature on your vaccum. Hold it in place for a few seconds, aim for your target(car, window, person) and release. it should fly a good 20-30 feet depending on power of your vac
Okay, So the wad has hit your target and has splattered everywere "Well Slash, they can just scrape it off right-WRONG!. If left for about 5-7 minutes it will begin to crust over making it hell to take off. And when the person finaly DOES get it off, there will be a nice, hard water stain there if its a window or car. Ive tested it and it took 1/6 bottle of windex and one of those steel-wool scrubbers to take it off a window.
Now while purchasing soap look for the cheapest value deal you can find. I use "Family Dollar 2 in 1 wax/wash" i buy up the road. I can get a gallon and a half of sheer staining power for $2.75. You can also use dish soap or detergent whatever but i prefer car wash/wax because its so much stronger and leaves a greater impression. After a while you get better at aiming and making the wads so it takes a little practice to get straight, but let me tell you... When you do get it straight you got a damn powerfull weapon that does no permnenant damage but its annoying as fuck... isnt that what we all aim for?
Jun 28, 2006 1:33 pm - 1 because im not that interested in gettin the materials. but if i ever am in the mood to use my shop vac . i might give it a try. well i guess ill give a 3. why not
Jun 28, 2006 6:44 pm - yea cept these things make a buttload of noise, even more when u put your hand over the hose. at least your using your imagination unlike most of the newer eggs.