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Well, this is both a Story, and an Egg. (Egg meaning you can actually do what is in this egg in real life).
Well, this is the Egg Story of how to piss the living shit outta someone, and have them pay a fortune on Locks.
This is foolproof. Well, to a certain extent...
Well, where to begin....
Ok. Well, it was another boring day at school, a gay boring fucked up day at school. And to make matters shitter, my worst enemy, whos also a fucking dumbass, was giving me constant shit, and believe me, hes dumb, but persistant, and not that strong, but fat. More flab than muscle.
Anyway. At our school we have small lockers, but really deep. They’re not those long ones you see in the American Shows. Anyway, they are also ones where you actually put on your own locks, and the majority of people in my school have the ordinary key locks like this:
Anyway, everyone buys their locks from the school, and the school ONLY sells ABUS locks, and the bad thing about them is that every key fits every lock, and 5 out of 10 keys work for different peoples locks on their lockers.
But that factor is a good thing in this case. My enemy, who shall remain nameless, had the exact lock for this revenge scheme to work.
I had recently found a whole keychain of old ABUS lock keys, about 30 keys on it,(that didnt open any, but did fit all the ABUS locks), that I thought could come in handy.
They did. When I went home that night, I figured my scheme was to send "my enemy" partially broke...! (Money Wise)...
Well, what I did, I bent, and broke off the end bits to the key, but only a small section off the end of each key, and saved em in my pocket.
Went to school the next day, and at lunchtime I put one of the key peices in his lock, and jammed it right to the bottom of the lock. He couldnt get his bag or any shit outta his locker! Hence he had to get it cut off!!!
The next day he had bought a lock from the school, and placed it on his locker. Again, I jammed another broken key piece in it!!!
And again and again!!! He went thru about 7 locks, all bought at the school, for $10 each, so he went thru about $70 in about 3 weeks!!
Well, after that he just got a combo lock. So I just went around the entire school and jammed the rest of the key pieces into random peoples locker locks...
So, the next day, I came to school with high strength spray glue. Like the stuff they used on the Blues Brothers, and he puts it under the vans accelerator pedal, well I bought similar stuff... I sprayed it in the crevaces of his combo lock, and its super strength, and it fucked that up. I did this 3 times before he got wise and asked for a locker outside the Main Office. So, that was the end of my little escapade. But I made him go thru like 7 key locks, and 3 combo locks.... Thats $10 for a key lock, and $16 for a combo, so that set him back about $118!!!!
He never gave me shit after that.... Weird....
Try it... Its f’n fantastic!
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-DaDevil
Jul 07, 2006 8:57 am - 5* i used to frequently do that to lockers at school. superglue. but the key idea is awsome. we had the combo locks. so i used to superglue my lock shut but keep the combo fine so none of the school ppl could get in :D
also superglue the tops of the waterfountains. then after about 5 min hit the water. then sit for another 5. its awsome
Jul 07, 2006 1:13 pm - Why let all that superglue go to waste? Start spraying it in door locks, locker locks. When someone puts their feet up in front of you, spray it on their shoes. Probably won’t do much, but it might ruin the soles. 5*’s
Jul 07, 2006 6:53 pm - too tierd to read through it all, but i trust that the rest of the egg is as good as the part that i read cause i know that u make good eggs, so 5*
Jul 09, 2006 9:01 pm - great 5*
reading this gave me an idea what if you were to lock your lock on someones pierced ear or nose when they were wasted or asleep or something.
Jul 10, 2006 4:14 pm - ah dunno... some senior idiots in my city tried the superglue thing and were barred from graduation. you’d better watch for video survelliance
Jul 15, 2006 7:54 am - sweet idea but theres like 3 lockers total with locks on them at my school lol- i guess i could sneak in after school and just super glue the mechanism on a few ppl’s lockers... theres a midget who used to be my gf’s friend but turned bitchy and its time i got back at her... thank you lol
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