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(145 votes) Published: Jul 10, 2006 9:22 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 642 times
Here is another in my series of "lift" eggs. Read it or not, I don’t care. But for those who do...enjoy!
I haven’t done a lift egg for a while, mostly because I haven’t had a lot fo time to write or steal, so I thought I would go ahead and write one up about my explots Saturday. It was nice hot day, perfect for luring marks out so I could rob them.
My first mark of the day was Rene, a hot little blond in her mid thirties. I saw her go into the library dressed in way short jean shorts and a tight blue tee shirt. She looked around at the books for a little bit, and eventually she sat down at one of the computers and began to check her myspace. Here purse was a medium sized green shoulder bag, and it was zipped up. At first I thought about jsut letting it be, after all there are always going to be easier targets...but then I decided that I needed to teach her not to set her purse behind her on the floor. So after making sure the cost was clear I sat down at one of the table directly behind her and then gently eased the purse away from her with my foot. I quickly removed the wallet from the bag and then scooted it back behind her, making sure to re zip the bag so that she wouldn’t notice anything was amiss for a while. Thanks for the money Rene, next time put the bag in front of you.
Alas my second mark fo the day has no name, or at least no name that I know. I was walking down the street when I saw this decent looking red head in a pair of overalls and a pink shirt walking down the street. She paused at a Pepsi machine to get a bottle of pop and it was then that I saw she had a wad of cash in her side pocket. Dipping the side pockets of jumpers requires little or no skill at all, so I was confident that I could nab her cash with little problem. I followed her down the street, waiting for my moment to strike, and then got my chance when she paused to answer her cell phone. I brushed past her on the street, sliding my hand into her pocket and pulling out the cash. Thanks whoever you are, I needed the money!
Last, but certainly not least, was Kayla. She was walking down the street towards the pool with a blue backpack purse firmly strapped over both shoulders and a towle in her amrs. Decent defense against a snatcher...but concidering it was an open drawstring with no flap it wasn’t shit to me lol. I followed her towards the park and then while she was waiting to cross the street I simply reached into her bag and removed her slim black wallet and Ipod. I quickly pocketed the goodies and then went the other way while she crossed the street. Thanks for the stuff Kayla, I hope you still got to swim!
I went home and shucked the wallets for their cash and cards, then added that with the money I got from the chick in the bibs which made me a nice 121.94 in cash. Not bad for a days work, eh?
Jul 10, 2006 10:04 am - I chose to not read it, mainly because I work for the city, and if I get in any more trouble I could never have a job again. 5* though!
Jul 10, 2006 4:39 pm - weasel informed me to drop any new theft eggs. He said he will be updating the egg posting guidelines to include thefts and some other things
Jul 10, 2006 9:59 pm - wut a fag, all your sories are bullshit, r u saying, in one day, u just happened to steal money from 3 hot5 chicks as u describe them?
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