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(123 votes) Published: Jul 10, 2006 10:33 p.m. In 7 Favorites Lists Viewed 1506 times
Here’s a few pranks that managed to evade my other computer-pranking egg. Enjoy!
Better yet, go to a folder they use a lot, such as My Documents, and choose to customize the folder. Then replace the source for the folder with the source for the website. Now, every time they open My Documents, they have to click through 150 pop-ups. Sexy.
The Mouse That Had No Balls
At the PC lab at school, unscrew the bottom of the mouse and take out the ball! Very amusing!
The REAL Way to Hide Porno
Ever wanted to hide your porn collection from your mum? Wanted to worry the hell out of a computer owner when Windows tells them that folders can’t be found, yet they can see them in front of their very eyes? Now I have the solution:
To restrict access to a folder (that’s say full of porn):
1. Drop into dos (not a dos prompt, real DOS)
2. Type:
rename (folder name) Alt+0160 (enter key)
Now you have to hold down Alt, press that number (0160) on your keypad (to they’re right of your keyboard) making sure num lock is on, and release Alt. It will insert a "nothing" character, a null character if u will.
Now if you go back into Windows, the folder will have a _ as its name, and be inaccessible! No more being sprung with porno by mum!! To access that folder again, go back into DOS (real dos) and type:
rename Alt+0160 (newname)
Again, Alt+0160 is: Hold down Alt and type 0160 on the keypad. Have Fun.
Here’s an alternate way for hiding porno:
1. Ceate a folder in c:/windows/system and name it something computer illiterate people find scary. Use words like ’protocol_21’ or ’tcp_settings’ or ’backUpOffMyPr0nBiatch’.
2. Load it plum full of your favorite jerkoff material.
3. In your ’Windows Folder Options,’ uncheck the box next to ’hide known file extensions.’
4. Rename the files and give them new extensions. It helps to have a system where you know what extension to change the name back to. What I do is reverse it. (i.e. ’mpg’ renames to ’gpm’, avi to iva, etc...)
If you have a huge collection, it will suck to go through and rename each file one at a time. To change multiple filenames at once, open command prompt and use this line:
Your parents, even if they manage to find the sacred folder, will see a bunch of esoteric system files instead of ’Granny Tranny’ and ’Midget Digits.’ That’s how it’s done.
For Those Shitty Macs
If you hit either F12 or F16 on a Mac it will freeze. Some even have an error message that says "do you want to freeze your computer?"
Thanks to my buddies Chris and Rob for their input.
Jul 10, 2006 11:54 pm - Dude if you type Alt+0160 in windows it creates the same effect as if you type it in in DOS. I know because I use this meathod to confuse my computer teacher. (He’s GAY!!!)
Jul 11, 2006 2:55 am - best thing to do*if you got some time* is to take the mouse ball out and cut it in half. after you do that, find how big the circular plate thing is and make somthin a bit smaller*i use a peice of card board from the back of a notebook usualy* and glue the half to it. then take it and glue it in to the spot where the mouse ball goes, then just stuff the rest of the mouse full of shit. This makes it feel like theres a ball in there, and look like it too... 3* by the way
1. Ceate a folder in c:/windows/system and name it something computer illiterate people find scary. Use words like ’protocol_21’ or ’tcp_settings’ or ’backUpOffMyPr0nBiatch’.
Jul 11, 2006 10:08 am - c/p of one of createamucks egg’s, well the porn hiding bit it, he even included the ’backUpOffMyPr0nBiatch’. vote 0* everyone for this c/p’ing noob
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