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(162 votes) Published: Jul 13, 2006 4:59 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 1533 times
Enough is enough....there have a lot of this noobish "how to score with chicks" eggs to make the Grandmasta sick enough to puke. First off, if all you think about is getting laid you are never gonna get laid. Think about that for a while.
Obviously you are going to have to deal with a lot of this on your own, but GMT is here to help you with some of the basics...
First off find a girl that is interested in you could posisbly become so. Swing for the fences if you want, but lets try and retain a grip on reality. Fine out what you can about her, but for Christ’s sake don’t stalk...talk to her friends and see if she’s avalaible.
After that find a calm, natural setting to ask her out. If she says no she says no then oh well, but if she says yes...remember, proper grooming will help!
If she does say yes set the date and ask for her number, but for God’s sake don’t call her hosue 50 millions times. A couple times will do just fine.
Go out and have a good time, don’t presure her and just let things flow. The typical dinner and a movie deal is a good idea for the first date. Don’t try to be Mr. SMooth and put the moves on her unless you are getting verified singlas that that is what she wants.
Assuming you didn’t blow it call her back and ask for a second date, after that you can call her more often.
Now this is an important thing...besure to listen to her. Ask her how her day was, how things are going...ask for her opinion on matters. Even if she complains about the same old shit at least try to care, you’d expect the same from her. Be able in a conversation to go abck to parts that she told you, which will prove you are listening.
If you are lucky to get to take a trip to any of the bases (i’m not covering 5th) take your time and done rush at it like you would your new issue of playboy. Women like to be caressed and held, they also like to be kissed on the lips.
And last, but not least a GMT certified pick up line, use only if you actually have a chance...
Women have a habbit of thinking that they are fat and ungly even when its not the case. Rather than try and argue them out of such a state simply say.... "Well you might not believe me when I say you are beautiful, but trust me he (point down) can’t lie about that..."
Jul 13, 2006 6:50 pm - k so lemme get this straight ur gonna ask out a girl that u havnt talked to just by talking to her friends... wow ur smart i bet u get all the gurls
Jul 13, 2006 7:01 pm - well i dont see you making a "how to get a girl" egg papoose...
i love any egg by GMT that isnt bout lifting, they are always interesting and good...even though i already knew this, however i am definetly using that line LMAO
Jul 17, 2006 9:58 am - yes and you need to learn that arguing on the internet is a lot like the special olympics...even when you win you are still a retard
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