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(164 votes) Published: Jul 14, 2006 8:50 p.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 1039 times
This stuff is Spam from hell. It smells worse then cat food and it looks like a thick vaginal discharge. It was so vile and putrid that my dogs wouldnt even eat it.
I give you:
Libbys Potted Meat Food Product!
Just take one look at the ingredients and think for yourself.
Mechanically Separated Chicken??
Im sure you do need to add onions or salsa to get past the smell.
Yes. Churn that one in your stomach for awhile and tell me that doesnt make you want to shit.
According to the U.S.Food Safety and Inspection Service of the Department of Agriculture, mechanically separated meets are the real thing and are safe.
Very simply, mechanical separation is a way of getting every last piece of meat from the bone of a chicken, turkey, or other food animal.
Bones with edible meat attached are forced under high pressure through a device that separates the bone from the meat.
It’s a process that’s been used since the 1960’s and for a variety of popular products.
A statement from the U.S. Food Safety and Inspection Service says mechanically separated products are "safe, wholesome, nutritious, and useful in providing consumers with the wide variety of economical meat and poultry products."
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It’s a process that’s been used since the 1960’s and for a variety of popular products.
This shit is approved for human consumption! It never ceases to amaze me the tenacity of the human body. We can injest so many unhealthy things and not drop dead right then and there. This stuff looks like cholesterol in a can.
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours!
Cholesterol in a can. That stuff is a heart attack waiting to happen if you eat this everyday. For Christ’s sake, it was on sale at the doller store for 3 for $1! You usually get deals like that if it fell of the back of a truck, instead this stuff fell out of Satans ass, it sure as hell smells like it.
I made my dog give it a sniff and she shed immediately! Look at all this fucking hair!
This is probably the only egg on Spam that is informative
This is a JOKE egg!
Just about every respectable member of RE has made a joke egg, and this is mine.
Jul 14, 2006 8:54 pm - I thought of making this a thread, but to quote a past RE member "Threads get remembered, Eggs live forever"--Somthin&rs uo; like that.
Jul 14, 2006 9:02 pm - hahah dude i bought the same exact thing, opened it, and left it in my locker all year. dude no fucking joke a little tree started growing out of the middle. we all showed it to my science teacher and she had the school shut down for a whole day. swear to God
Jul 14, 2006 10:39 pm - haha thats great, my mom gave me a can of ’ARMOUR Potted Meat’ as a joke, i was thinking about eating it one day but now i wont touch it even though this was a joke, 5 stars *****
Jul 15, 2006 12:42 am - be a fuckin man and eat it bitch all it is really is ground up bologna i used to eat this stuff i guess you gotta come from a small town and be a redneck i dunno
Jul 15, 2006 2:11 am - That gross! but do you know whats grosser? i just cut my toenails after growing them for like 3 monts... all the dirt and crap from draining and exploring built up underneath them... it was a truly gross experience from the first clip i could smell the memories =D Thats nothing to waht happened while i read this egg... i was reading and after cutting my toenails and not washing my hands i was chewing my fingernails! i wondered what the funky taste was and i remembered about my toenails!!!
Jul 16, 2006 2:18 pm - Hahaha this guy also did a little review of this potted meat product...
I’m back. Oofah.
Okay, here we go-- Pulling back the lid (not recommended) lets loose an odor that punches you in the nose like a stinky fist. If you’ve ever smelled a can of dog food, it’s just like that. Only imagine you are opening the can while your head is wedged in a horse’s ass.
Inside is a smooth, oddly pink meat paste. So smooth, in fact, I dare call it "creamy." (I actually got a little gaggy just typing that.) Surprisingly, it was a little spicier than I expected. Although, that sensation may have been a by-product of my tastebuds dying.
The can shows a serving suggestion of the Potted Meat being served on squares of toast. I would also suggest squares of toilet paper. Or maybe a nice diaper.
All I can tell you is, I survived the first installment of "Steve, Don’t Eat It." And I have to admit it may have even been a little educational. I know I learned at least one thing from "Ralph’s Potted Meat"-- Ralph is a fucking dick.
Not surprisingly, I’ve come up with a little slogan the peeps who handle Potted Meat Marketing can use (no charge, as always): POTTED MEAT FOOD PRODUCT: Made By, For, And With Assholes.
This and other food hilarity at http://www.thesneeze.com/ t-archives/cat_steve_dont_ at_it.php
Potted Meat Food Product
There aren’t too many products that feel the need to reassure you that they are, in fact, "food." Already not a good sign.
The list of ingredients is long and horrifying, coming right out of the gate with "MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN." Oddly enough, I’m about to be separated from my lunch, and I haven’t even opened the can yet.
Other ingredients include BEEF TRIPE, BEEF HEARTS, AND "PARTIALLY DE-FATTED COOKED PORK FATTY TISSUE" How does one de-fat fat? Bizarre. God knows what else is in here.
Okay, I’m going to go try it now. If i’m not back in ten minutes, call Poison Control...
Jul 18, 2006 8:21 am - lol....i should empty a can of that in this bitches purse and smush it around or dump a whole bunch of it down her pants. 5*****
Aug 09, 2006 4:47 pm - Potted Meat Joke or not. This is 100% true. As an ex soldier and truck driver, I’ve eaten things that would make a buzzard puke,...But if I were inventing a new flavor of dog shit- this would be it.
The Vigilante
Aug 15, 2006 8:36 pm - my dad worked a a plant that does this and the dont pressurize crap they put the heads and crap into a grinder mash and the oiland stuff drips out and my dad had to work in it feathers, in his mouth. disgusting if it says mechanically seperated remember this
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