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This summer, I was in a hotel, and there was a dumb ass lady who inspired me to come up with these. She would get up and yell if someone opened the door and closed it loudly. These pranks are perfect for such people.
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The first prank is minor, but annoying as fuck.
You need one of those fans that are on a swivel stand. Loosen all the screws, so you are able to bend the metal cage forward surrounding the blade. Turn the fan on high, bend the cage forward, and get ready for a pretty annoying noise. Great to do early in the morning.
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This prank is also minor, but leaves a nice mess.
You need a few water bottles, the bigger the better, and the more the merrier. Fill them with whatever liquid you want, preferably something gross or that stains. Fill them to the top, and lean them against their door if it opens inwards.
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This next prank is gross but hilarious.
Make sure that your victim is out of their room, because they need to be returning for this prank to work. Mix flour and water, lotion, or even milk, or anything to make a whiteish substance. Drip it all over a condom, take the condom, and slide it onto their door handle. Gross.
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These pranks get a bit more serious...
Call the hotel manager from a payphone or some other phone in the hotel but not yours. Tell them the room number of your victim, and tell them they are doing some shit, I just don’t have an example now but you get the idea.
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Funny if it works
Most people come in late and put a "do not disturb" sign up. On the other side of these, there is a "maid service please". Switch them around, and its especially funny if thwy are having "fun" with someone special.
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This one works every time, and is by far the most annoying
Find a phone in the hotel, but not your own. Call the manager, and ask for a wake up call for the room number of yout victim. Here is an example conversation:
You: Hello, I’d like a wake up call at 4:30 for my room please.
Manager: And what room would that be?
You: #243 please.
Manager: But your not calling from that phone.
You: I’m in a rush. Something came up and I have to catch a plane early in the morning. Can I have the wake up call or not?
Manager: Ok. 4:30 it is.
Obviously I am aware that it will not go like that, its just a guide line.
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