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(138 votes) Published: Jul 17, 2006 5:07 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 1230 times
ok i was stuffing around with pringles cans and
thought of these
1. cut a small hole in the metal end and stick a lighter gun
there then spray doederant in there and
click it. (works well when you sneak up on some one
because it makes a loud pop)
2. glue a party poper on the inside of the can and
attach the string to the cap (hot glue gun works
well) so when they open it they get a fright and
that papper crap all over the nice tasty pringles
3. take all the pringles out of the can and cut
around the bottom so you have to pieces. lightly
tape them back together (on the inside) then fill
with flower and glue the bottom to a table
(yet again hot glue gun works well because you can
peel of the glue afterwards). when your victiom
decides to have a nice tasty potato chip they get a
flowery mess all over themselves and the table.
4. hold an empty can up to somones ear when
they sleep and flick the end with a rubber band, spoon, finge,r etc,
5. eat 3/4 of your pringles the take the rest out
and put some flower in the can and put the other 1/4
of pringles back in on top so when your victim goes
to pour out the leftover pringles the get a hand
full of flower.
6. put a pringles can in the back of there pillow case so when they
wake up there neck is skrewed.
Jul 17, 2006 5:25 am - Posting "first comment" is retarted.
Posting "first comment" when you arent? Shit, I gotta call up johnny carnage to thin out the herd.
(inside joke, look in the new forum topics under recruit)
A "slyder" is a hambuger that is 2.5" by 2.5" and tastes good when you are drunk, but makes you feel sick as shit. So it "slides" in one end and out the other. White Castle Incorporated actually markets their products with that name too :D
Dunkin donuts is mostly a Chicago-east company. I live 5 blocks from their midwest distrubution center.
I went to Mississippi a while back and on the way up I stopped at a Dairy Queen. They tend to have BAD ASS burgers, and I noticed something new "Small Burger". So I got like 10 of these fuckers. I saw them and told the cashier that these were the same as White Castle (this one was Kentucky). She gave me the "What the fuck you retard?" look. She didnt get out much. Thats for sure.