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Incense Guide

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Published: Jul 17, 2006 11:45 a.m.
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Ok, since there are no other eggs on incense, I’ll share with you some of my knowledge.

Introduction to Incense

Ok, so I’ve been using incense for about 2 years. It is a wonderful thing, if used correctly. The history of incense is a long and boring one, so I won’t waste your or my time. All I know is that it was used thousands of years ago for religious ceremonies, as clocks, and things like that. The smoke represents prayers rising to the Gods above, but nowadays, that whole perception has changed.

I’ll give you a little guide on getting started, so you too can experience the joys incense can bring.

First, you need to know what to use incense for. I’ll list a few, but the possibilities are endless, and limited by your imagination.

    For relaxation purposes
    Mood enlightening
    Religious stuff
    Just for air freshener
    Cover certain other smells
    Change rooms atmosphere
    Room decoration


The main reason I use incense is for the relaxing atmosphere it brings to a room. You’re probably thinking about now that I am a weirdo, but believe me, I’m not. Try it for yourself.

So you know what you want to use it for. You need supplies. (Duh).

Supplies

The quality of your experience will be greatly affected by the quality of your materials. You will need a burner that suits you, and you will need incense that suits you as well.

First decide if you want to burn stick or cone incense. I recommend stick, but it’s a personal thing.

Stick:


Cone:


Ok, so you don’t want a boring flavour. The "green tea" scent or the "cedar" scent are examples of boring scents. I can’t choose a flavour for you, but go for the more wild types.

Trust me, go for the expensive types too. Since incense needs to burn, there are certain additives, and with the cheaper kind, that additive is paper. It’ll give you a headache when burnt. The more expensive brands burn purely, giving a pure scent.

Here are a few recommended types to try:
Nag champa:


Super hit:


These types are measured in grams, and usually cost per 100g around $3-4.

Now you’ll need a burner. You can get plain, boring types, or exotic types that tend to enhance the experience. It is entirely up to you, as they all work the same.

Exotic type:


Boring type:


The cheaper kinds can cost round $2, but the expensive ones around $20. Get the expensive types.

So you have all of the necessary stuff... now the instructions.

What to do

To burn the incense effectively and correctly, follow these golden rules:

    1. Place incense stick in burner, away from flammable stuff.


    2. Use match or lighter to ignite tip. A flame should start, but blow it out after 10 seconds so it smoulders, not burns.


    3. Relax yourself, in a quiet room or relaxing place, and enjoy the sweet scent.

    4. I recommend having a window open, or some form of ventilation, because it may become overwhelming after a while.


So now you’ve done it! Happy burning.
 

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Jul 17, 2006 11:47 am -
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but if you didnt great work 5*


L3G3Nd

Jul 17, 2006 11:48 am -
No don’t worry, I didnt copy this. I swear on my moms grave.

Jul 17, 2006 11:51 am -
oh sorry to hear about your mom.


HalfLife2Luver

Jul 17, 2006 11:52 am -
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L3G3Nd

Jul 17, 2006 11:55 am -
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Jul 17, 2006 11:55 am -
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BustouTT

Jul 17, 2006 11:56 am -
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RapidSpitFire

Jul 17, 2006 12:03 pm -
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L3G3Nd

Jul 17, 2006 12:11 pm -
Its not copied and pasted. Until someone finds a link and proves it, shut up about it.


Brohan

Jul 17, 2006 12:13 pm -
nice...i already knew all this. i usually burn greatful dead or bob marley insence.

its not a c/p i checked. so 5


RapidSpitFire

Jul 17, 2006 12:22 pm -
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Its not copied and pasted. Until someone finds a link and proves it, shut up about it.


If you can’t tell I was being sarcastic, you probably shouldn’t be on the internet.


ScoopKill

Jul 17, 2006 1:03 pm -
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Jul 17, 2006 3:28 pm -
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DeadLegend

Jul 17, 2006 4:18 pm -
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andtherestwasjustsile ce

Jul 17, 2006 4:19 pm -
my mommy says only stoners use incense *5


Wormshack

Jul 17, 2006 6:21 pm -
good egg. i see you put a little time into it. 5*


lonelygirl15

Jul 17, 2006 7:01 pm -
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who gives a fuck
true,but an egg like this is always aprecheated by me


L3G3Nd

Jul 17, 2006 7:06 pm -
Quote:
who gives a fuck


Apparently someone as it is rated higher than any of your eggs :-)


Medion

Jul 20, 2006 12:58 am -
i cannot believe you would make an egg about this...but oh well

 


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