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When a Purse is not a Purse

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Published: Jul 17, 2006 5:08 p.m.
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Obviously I have covered how to steal from all maner of purse, yet there is one topic I haven’t fully covered...when a purse is not a purse.

What do I mean by that? Well just because she has a wallet in something doesn’t mean its a purse, in fact it can be a back pack, a diaper bag, a day planner, etc. These are easier to steal yet harder to spot, which is why I am going to take the time and write an egg about how to deal with them.

The crucial elemnt here is knowing your target, anything after that is rather simple. First see if your mark has a purse...if not then take a look at what she has around her or is carring. She might just be carring a wallet, but if not then she is using something else as a purse...the easiest way to know is if you see her remove cash or a wallet, but if not then you may jaust have to snatch and hope.

obviously if its dippable then dip it otherwise use the follwing advice in your snatch...

Diaper Bag
This is a common one...why carry around two bags when youc an just carry around one. Sometimes they even put the real purse inside the diaper bag, which is like gift wrapping. If not the wallet and papers are usually kept in a side comapartment which is easy to open if you are good with velco or a zipper. If not then follow and wiat for her to set it down, odds are it will end up on the arm of a stroller or on the back of a chair. Wait until the mark has left and then simply pick it up...you see its not uncommon for a man to carry around the diaper bag, no one has to know its not yours.

Back Pack
By this I mean a back pack that isn’t a purse back pack, meaning something you’d carry to school. Wallets are usually carried in the outter compartments if youa re jsut goign for a dip or a quick rifle, but if you plan on just taking the bag simply make sure its owner is out of eye sight and sling it over your shoulder. How is anyone to know its not yours?

Day Planer
This one should be obvious because its basically and oversized wallet. A lot of buisness types carry these around instead of a purse because they are smaller and more easily organised than a lumpy tote. This is a good thing, because they are big and easily removed from jacket pockets and they are small enough to be quickly swiped and ropped in your bag. Becareful of the ones with cell phones, as always turn them off.

Gym Bag
You more athletic natured females sometimes carry around a gym bag instead of a purse. These also hold their clothes for you sickos out there, but right now lets deal with the purses. Like the diaper bag they sometimes hold whole purse otherwise they jsut hold the wallet and loose money. You will find loads of these at sports meets and at the pool, where some girls jsut decided not to carry a purse at all. As long as it isn’t ubber girly you can simply pick them up and stroll off, otherwise you’ll have to either drop them into a bigger bag of your own or shuck them there. A lot of these will be in cars or locker rooms.

A purse that doesn’t look like One
These are those fru-fru designer bags that look like something else, the picnic basket purse coming to midn instantly. Because they don’t look like a purse no one is goign to wonder why you have...with the picnic purse simply dithc the straps and everyone will think you are headed for the park.

all of these purses can be caried around by men whithou suspicion and they carry one deffinate psychological factor...most women don’t think anyone will rreconise them for what they are so they usually don’t guard them as well as they should. That makes things easy for you...

happy hunting
 

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Shadow-Mistress

Jul 17, 2006 5:13 pm -
good as ever GMT 5*


Bigpoppajoe

Jul 17, 2006 5:15 pm -
good one


AtlJoker

Jul 17, 2006 5:27 pm -
Quote:
Obviously I have covered how to steal from all maner of purse, yet there is one topic I haven’t fully covered...when a purse is not a purse.

What do I mean by that? Well just because she has a wallet in something doesn’t mean its a purse, in fact it can be a back pack, a diaper bag, a day planner, etc. These are easier to steal yet harder to spot, which is why I am going to take the time and write an egg about how to deal with them.

The crucial elemnt here is knowing your target, anything after that is rather simple. First see if your mark has a purse...if not then take a look at what she has around her or is carring. She might just be carring a wallet, but if not then she is using something else as a purse...the easiest way to know is if you see her remove cash or a wallet, but if not then you may jaust have to snatch and hope.

obviously if its dippable then dip it otherwise use the follwing advice in your snatch...

Diaper Bag
This is a common one...why carry around two bags when youc an just carry around one. Sometimes they even put the real purse inside the diaper bag, which is like gift wrapping. If not the wallet and papers are usually kept in a side comapartment which is easy to open if you are good with velco or a zipper. If not then follow and wiat for her to set it down, odds are it will end up on the arm of a stroller or on the back of a chair. Wait until the mark has left and then simply pick it up...you see its not uncommon for a man to carry around the diaper bag, no one has to know its not yours.

Back Pack
By this I mean a back pack that isn’t a purse back pack, meaning something you’d carry to school. Wallets are usually carried in the outter compartments if youa re jsut goign for a dip or a quick rifle, but if you plan on just taking the bag simply make sure its owner is out of eye sight and sling it over your shoulder. How is anyone to know its not yours?

Day Planer
This one should be obvious because its basically and oversized wallet. A lot of buisness types carry these around instead of a purse because they are smaller and more easily organised than a lumpy tote. This is a good thing, because they are big and easily removed from jacket pockets and they are small enough to be quickly swiped and ropped in your bag. Becareful of the ones with cell phones, as always turn them off.

Gym Bag
You more athletic natured females sometimes carry around a gym bag instead of a purse. These also hold their clothes for you sickos out there, but right now lets deal with the purses. Like the diaper bag they sometimes hold whole purse otherwise they jsut hold the wallet and loose money. You will find loads of these at sports meets and at the pool, where some girls jsut decided not to carry a purse at all. As long as it isn’t ubber girly you can simply pick them up and stroll off, otherwise you’ll have to either drop them into a bigger bag of your own or shuck them there. A lot of these will be in cars or locker rooms.

A purse that doesn’t look like One
These are those fru-fru designer bags that look like something else, the picnic basket purse coming to midn instantly. Because they don’t look like a purse no one is goign to wonder why you have...with the picnic purse simply dithc the straps and everyone will think you are headed for the park.

all of these purses can be caried around by men whithou suspicion and they carry one deffinate psychological factor...most women don’t think anyone will rreconise them for what they are so they usually don’t guard them as well as they should. That makes things easy for you...

happy hunting


Justsomepunkasskid

ul 17, 2006 5:51 pm -
why did you quote the entire egg? oh well *5 for gmt got to love him


Pirate_Astronaut

Jul 17, 2006 5:55 pm -
join now


DeadLegend

Jul 17, 2006 5:56 pm -
Dude these eggs are so fucking old man, get over urself, ur a low life thief. Go rob a liquer store or something and then post an egg on it. Im so tired if ur shitty ass "i stole someones dildo" eggs.


pokerplayer182

Jul 17, 2006 6:11 pm -
:(


icantthinkofanickna e

Jul 17, 2006 6:38 pm -
i believe weasel said no more theif eggs.
i might be wrong though


lonelygirl15

Jul 17, 2006 6:51 pm -
dude ubernoober,fuck you


L3G3Nd

Jul 17, 2006 7:04 pm -
5*. Ignore the haters out there.


Dj_coach

Jul 17, 2006 7:10 pm -
not one of your 3* beter eggs... 3 cuz yer grandmaster


Justsomepunkas kid

Jul 17, 2006 7:12 pm -
raimbo you dumb fucking spamming newb go some where else ya dumb fucking rasist


Family_Guy09

Jul 17, 2006 7:13 pm -
way to be a fucking newb raimbo. now go kill yourself.


rivalZone

Jul 17, 2006 8:25 pm -
dont worry bout all the fags dude...good egg...5*


who streched it?


DarkestAngel

Jul 17, 2006 9:32 pm -
5 as usual...u got too much time on your hands lol.


Asch

Jul 17, 2006 11:30 pm -
lol im stayin out of the debate over whos a fag, but u have to admit the title sounds like some gay fashion advise or something lol


Brass_Monkey

Jul 18, 2006 1:51 am -
yet again another good egg, 5*


Danthelegend

Jul 19, 2006 8:00 am -
good as ever GMT 5*[quote]

honestly...thi woman licks GMT’s arse..every egg he makes its "OMG YOU’RE FANTASTIC AND I WANT YOU 5****"

but to be fair..they’re all the same!

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