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Okay I think I have about covered pickpocketing on the streets and in buildings...what does that leave? Taking your thieving hands to the suburbs!
Now I know what you maybe thinking, GMT where am I going to be able to pickpockets in the suburbs? There aren’t any busy corners or stores to do lifts in. That is true...
But there will be plenty of chances to steal wallets and that will be because around their home, in their quiet neigborhood they are more more relaxed and feel safer. That’s the best time to strike! You see msot theft occur in an urban area, so they will never expect you to hit them where they literally live.
Beyond that there will be plenty of chances to to go about your buisness, be sure to blend in and always check out the cars you pass!
Open Invatation Here is the meat of doing it in the suburbs...you are going to do a little B&E. Odds are one window or door will be open, all you have to do is be brazen enough to go into the house and do the dded. Any purse or wallet you see is fair game, a lot of women usually hang their purses up near the front door which is a cakewalk to steal. Past that the other places to look for wallets is the bedroom (duh) and the kitchen. Now obviously its beeter if yous ee and open window and reach in and out quick (which I have) or use the marks own distractions against them (like a bbq or pool party) because you might just have to run in and snatch the bag. If the people are outback of their house or somewhere else simply walk up to the house and knock, then try the door., SHould someone answer simply say youa re looking for someone then applogise, or if you are serrious about the money go in anyway.
Mailbox A red flag is an invitation and anything you can snatch out of a mail box is fair game. People usually are more trusting with home boxes in the suburbs (not to mention on their front pourch) and mail checks and money orders in them. Take it to go please!
Grocery Time Speaking of cars as I did earlier be on the look out for women coming home from shopping, odds are they won’t automatically take their purse in first off. Most of the time they’ll start taking in their grociers first, which means you have a nice window of opportunity to move and nab her purse or wallet before she comes back out. Just take the wallet time permitting, it will take longer for her to reaise that her money is gone.
Snatches Even the most hardened woman will be lax in her own neighborhood, which means she won’t be so easily prepared for a purse snatcher. The best place to hit your mark is at a crosswalk, using a vechicle or bike to make your escape. Swoop and snatches (where the car stops, you rush out and grab the purse) also work well in the suburbs.
Off to work Some people start their car up early in the morning and then go abck inside, leaving the car and whatever is in it vulnerable. This is a great time to grab purses, briefcases, and jackets while your mark is preocupied. Also, if you mark has a loud phone call them jsut as they are goign in (*67 please) and then as they rush in send a friend in after the bag.
Men seem to get the light end of this one, but there are ways to bump and lift in the suburbs. You could always try the I dropped something trick and then have an accompliuse bump them as they pass, ortry and sandwhich them at conrers. Really you’ll just have to keep your eyes open and see.
Jul 22, 2006 7:54 am - DUDE YOU FUCKING FORGOT GOLF COURSES!
the suburb ppl go to golf courses. their the best cus the lockers ddont normally do anything except keep things out of veiw. and the shit in the carts.
most dont take theur walets in their pants wen golfing.
take that advise and make an eggin my memory. lol. or take all the credit. i am giving it to you. lol
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