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(34 votes) Published: Dec 09, 2002 12:00 a.m. Viewed 144 times
hello btchachitchies
went to my bathroom today and i found an ONION in my bathtub, and my rabit thorght to himself "this must be a sign" so he skidadled on down to the nearest ultra-tune because it was duck hunting season he was wearing a pink hat. I then plotted revenge on the postal workers.
My cosin phil (also known as an erotic fairy) and I flew on a bungee cord to find the second golden septor and recover A captured ONION from the depths of mount olympus. when the battle was over we flew home on a chicken wing before rollong records on the road, they broke so I was sad, but then something Amazing happerned. I learned how to Juggle to I became a pedestrian.
most important part of this story is that I had and ONION in my pocket