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Arcade Fun
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(250 votes)
Published: Jul 22, 2006 1:02 p.m.
Viewed 1653 times |
Hello, tis Milk again with another wonderful Egg.
Today you will learn how to maximize your fun at the arcade.. I did all of these yesterday, And I have to say it was one of the funnest days ever.
Yesterday A group of Mexicans (me & friends) went to go see the movie lady int he water..after 20 minuites into the movie we were all bored, So we decided to leave. We went to the mall, but there were to many shopping niggers. We left. Then we went to the arcade. After about 2 hours in the batting cages, (striking out over and over again) in the fast ball cage, We decided to go inside.
It was pretty lame, there was a little kid party so mostly all the games were taken. After beating some chinese kid at dance dance revolution I decided to have some fun. Here what I did.
1. There was this really cool shooting game, but it was out of order. It had this white piece of paper with "Out of Order" written on it. I took it off and walked away. I watched many dumd kids waste their money. Some of them just walked away with a sad and disappointed face, but some went to go tell the manager. I quickly but the piece of paper back on. When they came back the manager explained why he couldn’t give them thier tokens back.
Fun 1-10: 6
2. Batting cages are always fun, except when you have a damn little league girl team practicing in them. It was pissing me off. Everytime I left the batting cages I spit in the grip of the bats, then walk away to hear some little white sluts go "ewwwwww my bat is wet".
Fun 1-10: 8
3. Basketball shooting was kinda lame, its only like a 5 ft. shot to a really big hoop. No challenge. I would wait until someone was behind me and i would shoot the ball realy hard but aim directly at the rim it would bounce off and hit a unsusoecting black lady int he head, Almost tear her weave off. The say "Omfg im sorry"
Fun 1-10: 8
4.I felt like playing some pacman, So I did. there was this 10 year old black girl next to me playing the old school mario. I kept asking her really weird questions:
1. Do you know what a penis look like?
Answer: ewwwwww No.
2. Do you want to?
Answer: Hell nahhhhh!
3. Do you have a boyfriend?
Answer: No...Why?
4. Are you a beaver eater?
Answer: huh...Whats that?
5. Thats when you eat a girl’s vagina. So are you?
Answer: ****Walks away****
Fun 1-10: 6
5.Im not sure what this game is called. It gives you 9 balls, you throw them, they roll them they fall into holes, every hole has a different amount of points that are awarded to you in you make the ball go into that hole. Well i stole the balls, I took 2, And my friends took the rest. It was kinda funny seeing the little kids lose their money in that game too.
Fun 1-10: 5
6. Well, it was time to go. We had about 300 tickets total. My friends little brother went to go exchange them. The lady told him to put them intot he weighing basket, he pushed down on the basket with his fist, then released the tickets. The lady was like you have 975. So we got like a million airheads.
Fun 1-10: 0
Assholeish 1-10: 10
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Well thats it, hope you queers liked the PRANKS for a site of PRANKS.
El_EpIdEmIk
Milk |
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 | Jul 22, 2006 1:12 pm -
ZOMG FIRST POST.
5*’s bro. |
 | Jul 22, 2006 1:17 pm -
You sound like a little petifile troublemaker.
The out-of-order shooting game was pretty funny but the other shit was gay. |
 | Jul 22, 2006 1:21 pm -
pretty dope 4**** |
| Ju 22, 2006 1:25 pm -
Other people rated it down dumbass, I rated it 5*’s. |
| Jul 22, 2006 1:27 pm -
Other people rated it down dumbass, I rated it 5*’s. |
 | Jul 22, 2006 1:58 pm -
your’e a level nine, and most of the high level people don’t rate eggs that low for no reason... dumbass |
| Jul 22, 2006 1:59 pm -
doesn’t matter now it’s back up |
 | Jul 22, 2006 2:06 pm -
0* cuz you’re a fucking dumbass. You sit there and admit you’re Mexican then you wanna make a crack about niggers, when to someone who’s racist you’re on the same level as blacks. Little kids are not sluts just cuz they’re white, and I take offense to that. Yeah there are some white trash whores that’ll jump on anybody without even asking a name, but not all of us. And second of all I’m all for good pranks but its not cool to fuck with little kids. That’s just ignorant. Never fuck with kids. |
 | Jul 22, 2006 2:14 pm -
ha, thats funny 5* |
 | Jul 22, 2006 2:18 pm -
zomgjefnjednfef a ball just hit me lol. |
 | Jul 22, 2006 3:06 pm -
ill tell ya what 3 because the ticket stub one was good..the rest deserve a ssholishness level of 10 |
 | Jul 22, 2006 3:32 pm - stupid fuckin’ beaner
if you think mexicans are better than everyone else....go the fuck back to mexico. learn the difference between pranks and just being a cock. i hope someday you have a daughter, and some perv(like you) treats her like you treated that girl. go steal some velvet pants to patch the seats in your lowrider, that would be an egg worth seeing! |
 | Jul 22, 2006 4:10 pm -
HHAHAA HELL NAAAAHHH....5*s |
| Jul 22, 2006 4:58 pm -
He hasn’t been able to afford a low rider since I hid his daddy’s welfare card. He’ll never think to look under his work boots! They think they’re gettin’ along selling the gooood shit, but the fact is his mom just ain’t that pretty |
 | Jul 22, 2006 5:32 pm -
fuck u dipshit... number 4 not funny |
 | Jul 22, 2006 6:49 pm -
When your Dad says he’s gettin’ your mom crystals, he isnt talking about a ring. HAHAHA. |
 | Jul 22, 2006 7:03 pm -
lmfao.. dude ur a pisser, my fav was:
1. Do you know what a penis look like?
Answer: ewwwwww No.
2. Do you want to?
Answer: Hell nahhhhh!
3. Do you have a boyfriend?
Answer: No...Why?
4. Are you a beaver eater?
Answer: huh...Whats that?
5. Thats when you eat a girl’s vagina. So are you?
Answer: ****Walks away****
nice egg 5* |
 | Jul 22, 2006 7:23 pm -
ok i was gonna give u a zero and rip u out just like every1 else, until i realized how many people this pissed off... good work...5 |
 | Jul 23, 2006 12:32 am -
i give it 5*s dragoneyes u r a dumbshit and u need to die racist jokes and comments r wut make america funny he mexican wiat hes a beaner iam a cracker and he was fuckin arnd with niggers who gives a shit honestly i love it when people jokes about races its funnier than seeing ure mom trying not to be a whore or u trying to be straight |
 | Jul 23, 2006 1:38 am -
I did some funny shit at an arcade, there was this little shit basketball game, and the door where the tickets came out was brokaen so they think they lock it but, it does not, so I stole like a thousand tickets, and while I was waitng to grab more I stared at this lady and her kids, they got fucking freaked. they were pretending to play games just to avoid me. |
| Jul 23, 2006 5:07 pm -
[or u trying to be straight]
Hey UltimateEgger...bisexual and proud fucktard! |
 | Jul 27, 2006 12:16 am -
o ya, ur an asshole. and racist. fuck u. 5 ***** |
 | Jul 27, 2006 12:56 pm -
You rascist sonafa bitch calling a little girl a white slut. and talking to a little girl about sex. your jelous because in our country there is something called an ECONOMY stop taking our jobs and go get one in mexico.rot in hell. zero |
 | Jul 30, 2006 7:54 am -
4*s. the egg was average but the amount of people pissed of puts it up a little |
| Jul 30, 2006 7:56 am -
just to clear this up, im not into racism or anything, but chill out people. he probaly made it all up. i betting he went to the arcade...it wasnt so great....he wanted to make an egg....he exagerated |
 | Aug 25, 2006 4:51 am -
No. 4 could land you in jail.. |
 | Sep 23, 2006 11:02 am -
haha, class 5***** |
 | Sep 27, 2006 6:48 pm -
*5 cus anyone culd try it....
Nice
Immature freak though... How old r u? |
 | Oct 08, 2006 8:42 pm -
just about gay. |
 | Dec 10, 2006 8:46 am -
useful shit... |
 | Dec 10, 2006 7:11 pm -
you crazy illegal aliens these days....j/k man...that was hilarious....I wish I did stuff like that more often.....5* |
 | Mar 18, 2007 5:24 pm -
these are the best |
 | May 15, 2007 2:50 pm -
cool |
 | Dec 22, 2007 12:46 pm -
It’s skeeball for number five. (And don’t be racist or a fracking homophobe, you arse.)
1 - stuff is good, but yours is a racist pov. |
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