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Ok first off this is my first egg ever!
so please be nice..
I Work at a pest control company.I do fumigaions (which is when u have to many bugs/termites in ur house and the pest people put a tent over your house and inject Vikane.)
Anyways now that u know that on to the real story..
Me and my friend both work there and we were in the car with my boss going to his house to pick up some chemicals.
When we got there my boss was like "u wanna smell somthing really good?"
Me and Smurf(My friend) were like "ok?"
he comes out of his shed with a chemical called Sodium Pika-somthing...i dont remember.(Mabye someone can tell me the name of it...its like tear gas but worse.)
anyways he asked us if we wanted to smell it and Smurf said sure...BIG mistake..he leaned over and the liquid is kinda clear and yellow...(it actually smells good..well execpt for the fumes)
When Smurf took a whiff he instatly jumped back screaming and crying, holding his face with one hand and trying to stop the bosses dog from bitting him with the other...
he coughed and gaged for about 10 mins..it was so fucking funny!
Ed(my boss) asked me if i wanted to smell it and declined his offer lol...
he went into his house and me and smurf were talking about it and when he came back out i was like "Alright let me smell it...i mean it cant be THAT bad right?"
BIG FUCKING MISTAKE!!!!
i leaned over and smelled it, but he tried to blow it up my nose when i did and he messed it up so i only had an itchy nose for about 1 min...then he was like "Sorry i fucked it up...try it again.."
So i did and when i leaned over and sniffed it he squeezed the bottle and shot the fumes directly into my nose!!!
I wont go into what happend but long story short this is what it will do to u...
1)send a pain threw your whole body
2)send a shock to your brain
3)make u cry instantly
4)make you cough
5)make you scream
6)make u run around
7)make u jump and dance
8)make u fall to your knees
9)MAKE U WISH U NEVER DID THIS
Trust me this shit is so fucking bad...
If u can get your hands on a bottle of this shit there is so many things u can do with it...
Put a DROP on your friends pillow to wake him up
Put it in somones car
Put it in somones mail box
Make all kinds of bomb and shit with this...
Its up to u if u can get ur hands on some...
*I’ll put the name up here when i talk to my boss*
PLEASE RATE ME GOOD BECAUSE THIS IS MY FIRST EGG!!!
Jul 24, 2006 11:00 pm - dude, your boss is an ass. you could easily sue for alot of money. 3*s cuz you were stupid enough to go back for a second whiff
Jul 26, 2006 5:54 pm - THE name is somthing like Chlorpikaful or somthing like that i had to ask my boss today...and hes like "why the fuck do u wanna know?"
then i proceded to try to get him to sell me a bottle...
it costs $60.00 for a bottle about the size of a gaterade bottle...but only 3 drops will fuck anyone up lol...thanks for the comments guys!
Jul 26, 2006 6:06 pm - ok i did alot of studying on this shit and this is what i got...sorry it takes up so much space...
"Chloropic in"-This is the right name for the chemical....
Chemical formula=CCl3 NO2
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oiling point=112°C
------------------------ Freezing point=-64°C
------------------------ Molecular weight=164.39
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gas (air = 1)=5.676
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liquid (water at 4°C = 1)=1.651 at 20°C
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Flamm bility limits in air=Nonflammable
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Solubilit in water=0.227 g/100 ml at 0°C
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Pertin nt chemical properties=Nonflammable; relatively inert; corrosive in presence of moisture
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Method of evolution=as fumigant By evaporation of liquid from pure compound or mixed with carbon tetrachltride. Sometimes dispersed as aerosol with methyl chloride as carrier.
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Commercial purity=99%
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C loropicrin is a powerful tear gas; it is one of the most toxic to insects of the fumigants commonly used today. It is sometimes added in small proportions to other fumigants, e.g., hydrogen cyanide and methyl bromide, to serve as a warning agent
Chloropicrin is extremely phytotoxic and plants exposed to its vapours are often completely destroyed. Even when added in small amounts to other fumigants for warning purposes, it is likely to be toxic. For instance, methyl bromide containing small amounts of chloropicrin should not be used to fumigate plants, fruit or vegetables. When used for soil fumigation, it kills weed seeds and any living plant material present.
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srry that took up so much space but u just wanted to let everyone know that im not bullshiting about this story....
Jun 21, 2008 8:12 pm - think of what you are trying to convey in an egg.
then re-write everything.
then re-write everything.
and then re-write everything again.