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This is nother in my series of "lift eggs". Read it or not, its not like I’m making you. But if you want to read it then please enjoy....
Its been a while since my last lift egg so I thought I’d share a few of my recent lifts. I haven’t done as many as I used to for a while so these will be for the last couple days or so.
My first lift was at McDonalds (hence the title) and it was done to a woman in her late thirties named Christy. Christy had the misfourtune to go into the resturant just ahead of me, which meant I got to see how much money she had on her...and when she opened her black wallet from her purse I got to see that it was very nice indeed. I waited for her to return her wallet and noted that she didn’t close her purse. I heard that she was planning on eating in and since I wasn’t going to do the same I decided to lift her at the counter. I waited until the clerk turned to get the woman’s order, then using the motion of the line behind me I pressed up against the woman’s side, pinning her purse between her body and mine. She paid no attention and I pulled the wallet right out of her little net bag. Thanks Christy, I needed it!
My second lift was down around the towns smaller grocery store (the one where Amy works, for those who know what I am talking about), and it was unplanned. I saw a man in a white tee-shirt get out of his green geo and place his wallet into the back pocket of his slightly baggy jean shorts. I hadn’t planned on lifting any wllets at the time, but it looked like a simple lift and I hadn’t picked a guys pocket for a while. I followed the guy up to the door of the sotre and when he opened in and stepped back he bumped into me, which gave me the cover to bump the base of his pocket and lift his wallet. He applogised and went in, as did I. Once he was out of sight I turned around and left the store.
Another lift I did was also unplanned. Normally I don’t do lifts when my newhews are around (I don’t want to teach them my bad habbits)but the target was so ripe that I couldn’t let her get away. A woman in her late twenties came into the libary whith a medium sized dangler over her shoulder and started looking at the movies the library held. She had jsut placed her keys in her bag and had left it open, exposing her wallet to the world. Not one to let such a bounty go unnoticed I followed her into the isle and waited until she was in the cramped part before making my move. Two isles come together into one cramped space and I pinned her there as she was moving down it, using that instant to lift her small brown wallet. I wasn’t worried about ehr noticing it was missing because she had her library card in her hand, and my newphew was none the wiser either. Thanks Erica, I needed the money.
Another mark goes nameless because all I got was her phone...I saw this woman sitting on a bench at schhol reading one of the newspapers, her big bulky black purse sitting on her lap while still behung from her shoulder. She was turned awy from the purse and I could see her cell phone sticking out of the outter flap, defenceless. I quickly moved passed her and plucked it out without her even noticing. Thanks landy, whoever you are.
Last but not least happened onyl a few hours ago....as I was walking down the street I happened to pass by one of the many daycare cnters around my town and I saw a young woman in a tight yellow tee shirt and a short pink dress hop out of her blazer and walk towards the building. She was sans purse and the window to the blazer was down so I did the math (down window+purse=money for GMT) and waited for her to enter before moving in. Sure enough, resting between the two front seats was a small pnk clutch puirse that matched her dress. I quickly reached through the window, plucked the wallet from the bag, then made my way down the street. Thanks Shawna, I needed the cash!
All told I managed to net a decent 425.10 all told from my lifts(and from what I can make seeling the phone for parts), plus the cards and other random things I found in the wallets (stamps, calling cards, etc.). Not to bad for a couple minutes over a couple days, eh?
This is nother in my series of "lift eggs". Read it or not, its not like I’m making you. But if you want to read it then please enjoy....
Its been a while since my last lift egg so I thought I’d share a few of my recent lifts. I haven’t done as many as I used to for a while so these will be for the last couple days or so.
My first lift was at McDonalds (hence the title) and it was done to a woman in her late thirties named Christy. Christy had the misfourtune to go into the resturant just ahead of me, which meant I got to see how much money she had on her...and when she opened her black wallet from her purse I got to see that it was very nice indeed. I waited for her to return her wallet and noted that she didn’t close her purse. I heard that she was planning on eating in and since I wasn’t going to do the same I decided to lift her at the counter. I waited until the clerk turned to get the woman’s order, then using the motion of the line behind me I pressed up against the woman’s side, pinning her purse between her body and mine. She paid no attention and I pulled the wallet right out of her little net bag. Thanks Christy, I needed it!
My second lift was down around the towns smaller grocery store (the one where Amy works, for those who know what I am talking about), and it was unplanned. I saw a man in a white tee-shirt get out of his green geo and place his wallet into the back pocket of his slightly baggy jean shorts. I hadn’t planned on lifting any wllets at the time, but it looked like a simple lift and I hadn’t picked a guys pocket for a while. I followed the guy up to the door of the sotre and when he opened in and stepped back he bumped into me, which gave me the cover to bump the base of his pocket and lift his wallet. He applogised and went in, as did I. Once he was out of sight I turned around and left the store.
Another lift I did was also unplanned. Normally I don’t do lifts when my newhews are around (I don’t want to teach them my bad habbits)but the target was so ripe that I couldn’t let her get away. A woman in her late twenties came into the libary whith a medium sized dangler over her shoulder and started looking at the movies the library held. She had jsut placed her keys in her bag and had left it open, exposing her wallet to the world. Not one to let such a bounty go unnoticed I followed her into the isle and waited until she was in the cramped part before making my move. Two isles come together into one cramped space and I pinned her there as she was moving down it, using that instant to lift her small brown wallet. I wasn’t worried about ehr noticing it was missing because she had her library card in her hand, and my newphew was none the wiser either. Thanks Erica, I needed the money.
Another mark goes nameless because all I got was her phone...I saw this woman sitting on a bench at schhol reading one of the newspapers, her big bulky black purse sitting on her lap while still behung from her shoulder. She was turned awy from the purse and I could see her cell phone sticking out of the outter flap, defenceless. I quickly moved passed her and plucked it out without her even noticing. Thanks landy, whoever you are.
Last but not least happened onyl a few hours ago....as I was walking down the street I happened to pass by one of the many daycare cnters around my town and I saw a young woman in a tight yellow tee shirt and a short pink dress hop out of her blazer and walk towards the building. She was sans purse and the window to the blazer was down so I did the math (down window+purse=money for GMT) and waited for her to enter before moving in. Sure enough, resting between the two front seats was a small pnk clutch puirse that matched her dress. I quickly reached through the window, plucked the wallet from the bag, then made my way down the street. Thanks Shawna, I needed the cash!
All told I managed to net a decent 425.10 all told from my lifts(and from what I can make seeling the phone for parts), plus the cards and other random things I found in the wallets (stamps, calling cards, etc.). Not to bad for a couple minutes over a couple days, eh?
Jul 25, 2006 2:11 pm - all your eggs are most likely a bunch of fucking bullshit but i hope you get caught someday. I’ll laugh in your fucking face. 0* cause you suck rat testicles and write hundreds of bullshit eggs. Get a life
Jul 25, 2006 2:31 pm - it would be nice if you took a picture of the stuff you lifted every now and then i can only remember one time where you actually provided pictures for the stuff you lifted. I mean you would think after all these people saying it was fake you would get into the routine of taking pictures.....0
I like you for alot of reasons but mainly because youve got no life apart from the internet yet you have the best imagination ive ever seen i mean who else do you know that could make up so many storys about the same thing its almost like you really do these things. And if you do want any advice on counsellers to get you away from the computer just ask.
Jan 10, 2008 10:17 pm - Lol I had the same idea as nonexist. I keep my wallet in my front pocket, so it would be fun to buy a cheap wallet, pack it with packets of gunpowder and rig it to go off if opened. Nothing against picks of any sort.
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