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(153 votes) Published: Jul 26, 2006 4:12 p.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 693 times
Here i present to you the great bottle known as liquid a22. This stuff has the most authentic a22 smell there is. Yes i have tried those kiddie fart bombs that you step on or throw on the ground but this stuff comes jam packed with the most vile smelling juice ever.
in all its glory.....
It is the coldest and darkest thing I have ever smelled. Imagine putting your finger up your butt and smelling it, THEN putting it up 20 other people’s butts and smelling it and you would at least be close to the smell of Liquid Ass.
Heres a short story of how i used my ASS to get back at my sister.....
I have wanted to get back at my sister for a long time and this is just what I needed. I had tried using those stink bombs that blow up but they only annoyed her. So I saw Liquid Ass while browsing the web and for a long time I wanted to try it so I ordered a bottle.
When it came I could smell it through the bottle! It smelled like death on the outside so I opened it and was blown away by its smell. So I decided to put a few drops on my sister’s pillow before she got home from school. When she comes home she usually ALWAYS goes to sleep so this was perfect.I gently applied a respectful ammount of ass to her pillow. As soon as she got home and let the pillow caress her head she was slapped by Ass!!! She came out of her room screaming and asking who wiped their ass with her pillows. I tried my best to keep a straight face. I simply shrugged and then lmfao when she left the room.Remember....it only takes a few drops....
She actually ended up buying new pillows to replace them. Every now and then i apply a few drops to her piilows and she is always in a bad mood when i do this not knowing wtf is going on.
Some things you can do with this stuff.....
-Put on pillows
-Put on peoples backs when you are walking behind them.
-Apply massive amounts to the carpet in buildings it will last a long time.
-Put it on peoples food or drinks.
-ASS the bathrooms and they will never go in them again.
-ASS your hand and shake someone elses.
-Apply a respective amount to door knobs or other things people touch.
Jul 27, 2006 11:30 am - My friend has this shit that smells like vanilla at first then after it smells like rotting flesh and shit. We offer to spray it in peoples cars.
Sep 19, 2006 11:57 am - OWNAGE LMFAO well in mate... i have a sister who i hate with a passion, if i could i would shake your hand for posting this xD i gotta get myself some ASS!
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