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Okay I looked it up and there was no egg on this in the directory so I figured I’d do one. I don’t know how many you you have seen Mallrats, but that is where this prank came from...
This sort of prank is fairly vile, which means you really want to get back at the person on the receving end enough to stick your hand down the back of your own pants....
What you do is stick you hand down the back of your pants and get it smeeling of ass sweat and shit, then walk up and shake the victim’s hands. Sure your hands stinks too, but its your smell and you knwo where it came from...where as your foe doesn’t and also doesn’t know to wash their hands. Zing!
Not the best prank in the world, but far, far from the worst. Enjoy!
Brodie: You stink-palm him.
TS:Stink-palm?
Brodie: You take your hand and you stick it in your ass. You been walking’ all day and you’re nervous, so you’ll be sweaty as hell... You shake hands with the guy. ’Hey, Mr.. Svening. How’ve you been ?’
TS:What’s the point?
Brodie:You know how long it takes for that smell to come off? Scrub all you like, it’ll stick around for two days. How does he explain it to his colleagues and family? They’ll think he doesn’t know how to wipe his ass.
TS:Meanwhile, you are left with A hand that smells like shit.
Brodie:Small price to pay... For the smiting of one’s enemies.
Jul 26, 2006 5:19 pm - Your a sick twisted bastard.
Stick your hand down your pants with ass sweat and shake someones hand?
Everlasting proof that you are a child with retarded ideas and not enough common sense to pickpocket someone. Im sure your stories are stolen from somewhere and I cant wait until the day I find out..
Jul 26, 2006 5:21 pm - sheesh, temper temper...people bitch about my pickpocketing eggs and then bitch about my non pickpocketings...I can’t please anyone
Jul 26, 2006 5:23 pm - Its easy to please, But making 60 or so theif eggs based on the same thing is pure attention whore-ery and greed of egg points..
You have some good eggs but ass sweat? Thats not a prank its a pedophillic act.
Jul 26, 2006 5:25 pm - dude its from Mallrats, take it up with Kevin SMith. I just thought it was worth of note, I spent the 50 points to put it up so lump it already
Jul 26, 2006 5:47 pm - Yeah great fun prank I actually did it about a week ago to one of my friends. It would have been great if my dumbass brother didn’t shout out "Stink Palm!" Still great 5
Jul 26, 2006 6:19 pm - but your pickpocketing eggs ARE bullshit. Now that they arent allowed on RE anymore, why dont you tell us where you got them from?