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hello, welcome to the monster raving loony party (MRLP) .. yes it is a real polital party in britain .. the beliefs and policies are slightley far out, but thats what its all about init .. you can vote loony to get into the public elections, they never get in but if i can get a few more people to vote loony then you never no...
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No more Hoodies!
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We held a poll to find out what people would like to ban next, seeing as things are being banned all the time these days. Banning things is obviously a lot of fun, so we thought we’d join in.
The results of the poll were pretty conclusive - and therefore we are proud to announce that it is now OFFICIAL PARTY POLICY to ban hoodies and make kids wear top hats instead.
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loony Vs squirills
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Yes, that’s right, Crazy Crab has discovered that the lovely cute-looking grey Squirrel is, in fact, a large and threatening dinosaur in disguise – the Tyrannosaurus Rex isn’t extinct, dear reader. It’s just been fooling us all these years.
so remember vote loony, vote insanity, you know it makes sence...
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-josh-c-
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