Pranks, Pranks, and More Pranks
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Published: Aug 04, 2006 1:29 p.m.
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You want pranks I’ll give you some pranks...I have no idea if any of these have been posted on RE before and it really doesn’t matter. This is GMT’s list of pranks
DISCLAIMER: As always if you do any of these it is your own as in the sling, not mine. However I do reseve the right to laugh if you get caught.
Spiked Drink
Do you know someone that nurses the same cup of coffee all day long? oh they may get frequent refills, but do they leave it unguarded? Perhaps it’s a glass of Coke in the back room. Or perhaps an unattended beer.
All of these are perfect opportunities to spread a little love around. And by love I mean sugar. Or perhaps I mean tabasco. The next time the person sets down their drink and walks away, open a few sugar packets and pour away. You don’t even have to bother to stir it. Just walk up, pour, walk away and wait for the results.
It might be a good idea to check to make sure they are not diabetic. Also this is good practise for you kidnappers out there, lol.
Foam under the Door
Take a can of expanding polystyrene foam and squirt it under a door that opens into a room. The foam will expand and harden creating a very difficult to dislodge doorstop.
If the door has weather stripping along the bottom, take a screwdriver and gently lift the skirt so you can squirt under it. The great thing about the weather stripping is that it keeps the foam contained on the far side making it harder to figure out why the door will not budge.
If you can get access to the other side of the door, use some clear plastic tape to seal the crack under the door to prevent it from seeping out and being noticed. While you are at it, seal the hinges and any cracks around the door.The foam can be chipped away, but it is a very messy job.
However, if your mark is on vacation, sealing their front door, mailbox or car is an excellent way to have fun at their expense.
Revenge on an Ex
Does your ex have a bar or a cafe they like to frequent? Very good. Print out a nice, clear photo of the person, add in a nice tagline like, "This woman gave me VD" or perhaps, "This person drove me into bankruptcy" or the ever popular, "This person sucks in bed." Post them in the bathroom. Post them repeatedly until its fairly obvious that everyone the ex might bump into at the bar will have seen the poster.
Use the Force
Okay this isn’t so much of a prank as just somehting to try the next time you get pulled over by the po-po. It sure beats that "I’m not as think as you drunk I am" or "Perhpas I have been drinking officer, but your eyes look a little glazed over as well...too many doughnuts?"
The next time you get pulled over by a cop and he asks to see some ID, just look them in the eye, waive your hand and say, "There aren’t the droids you’re looking for."
If you really want to test the patience of the officer, recite the whole text:
"You don’t need to see my identification.
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
Move along.
Since you are going to get the ticket anyway, you might as well have fun while the officer writes the ticket. Also, if he or she has a sence of humor it might help make them look the other way with a warning |
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| Aug 04, 2006 1:33 pm -
hehe these are good 5* |
 | Aug 04, 2006 1:35 pm -
yeah they are, good one GMT 5* |
 | Aug 04, 2006 1:37 pm -
they are okay but I MISS THE THEFT EGGS |
 | Aug 04, 2006 5:10 pm -
prity good
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 | Aug 04, 2006 6:37 pm -
5* i’m gonna get pulled over just to see the look on the pigs face when i use the jedi mind trick |
 | Aug 05, 2006 2:09 am -
Sweet as usual....and DuckTape...when are you going to figure out "the rules" don’t stop anyone? Take your holy rolling ass and roll on right out of here. "The rules" are set as a legal disclaimer to protect the owners of RE. Other than that, no one gives a shit |
 | Aug 05, 2006 10:11 am -
there good. 5* |
 | Aug 09, 2006 10:36 pm -
#1 kinda sucked. but a good egg so 4*s. |
 | Aug 14, 2006 1:55 pm -
NOICE :D |
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