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(30 votes) Published: Aug 07, 2006 1:21 p.m. Viewed 100 times
First off, there is a reason why this is categorized under camping. When you are at a park designated for camping, what are there a lot of there? RV’s. RV’s are tall and have a lot of gas, making it all the easier to siphon gas from them. Now, on to the egg.
Materials:
• Gas Can or milk jug (note: must be shorter than where gas tank is or this won’t work)
• Plastic flexible tube approx. ˝” in diameter
Steps:
1. Find an RV or other suitable vehicle.
2. Uncap gas tank and stick one end of the tube into the gas tank.
3. This is the step where you prime the pump. Stick the other end of the tube in your mouth, careful to keep the end in the gas tank higher than the other end. Suck the tube until you start to feel the gas coming toward your mouth. Keep sucking until the gas touches your lips, careful not to swallow any gas that may get in your mouth (gas is poisonous if swallowed).
4. Take the tube out of your mouth, quickly putting your thumb on the end to keep the pressure in the tube.
5. Stick the end in the gas can.
6. Wait until your can is full, then either run or put sugar in the tank if you hate the person and voila! You just siphoned gas.
Rate this gently please, I worked hard on this and it is my first egg. It took me a while to earn these points, so high ratings would be appreciated. Comment me with constructive criticism and stuff.
Aug 07, 2006 3:15 pm - BULLSHIT!!! YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING THINK I WOULD NEED TO FUCKING STEAL YOUR DUMBASS EGG? FUCK YOU! I AM A GODDAMN NOOB AND BEING HARRASSED BY SOME FUCK NUGGET LILY WHITE BITCH WHO IS TOO DAMN PARANOID TO GIVE CREDIT WHERE IT IS DUE! FUCK YOU AND BURN IN HELL, THIS IS MY OWN EGG.
Aug 07, 2006 4:04 pm - wow like i dont know that. it asked for my nickname and i gave it to it. it is my NICKNAME you fucktard. i didnt give it too myself, because im not some dick jumpping on the bandwagon by giving me 0 stars. fuck you, fuck ninja, fuck rotteneggs and fuck the whole system. i worked my ASS OFF to do this and i get accused of ripping this off someone else. why the hell would i rip something off someone who did a better job than me? why wouldnt i make it look better instead of worse? i dont care if i did a fuck job, it my first goddamn egg. i hate this whole deal, it a clusterfuck, i swear
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