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(122 votes) Published: Aug 08, 2006 12:32 p.m. Viewed 544 times
Alright here is a handy dandy GMT aprroved method of security, one I have actually seen done. Feel free to improvise and change whatever you want, this is just an idea....
I had a friend who was having her tires slashed reguarly by someone and she couldn’t prove who it was. To stop this her brother came up with a neat-o idea that I am about to share with you now. Only do this if you really want to get the fuckwad.
Okay what you (or another more technically enhanced person) need to do is attach a switch to the inside of your car that runs a wire straight to your tires from your car’s battery. When you park this car flip the swtich and it will feed curent into the tires, meaning the moment that the person who is trying to flatten your tires cuts the tire SNAP-SHIZZLE they are nailed by a good does of electrisity.
There are a couple ways to do this...the way my friend’s borther did it was to line the wire near the hub caps and then along the inside of the tire. Feel free to use whatever method works for you, and if you want hook the wire up to a seperate battery. Not only will this free up your normal battery from drain but it will give the jackass both barels.
This trick caught the guy who was slashing my friends tires and if he hand’t just got the shit shocked out of him we;d have beat his ass. Hope this works for you!
Aug 08, 2006 2:45 pm - if there was a wire in the hub, the wire would twist around and tangle itslef and rip out...no clue how this would work. unless you can explane how to wire it...
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this furthermore makes me belive that your egg stories are fake. give me a REAL way to do it, and 5*
Aug 08, 2006 3:25 pm - if sum1 slash your tyres sit sumwhere where you can see your car at night n park it under a street light n when u see the cunt bash him up with a pole..stab him..have a friendly cup of tea and talk about it like gentleman...whatever.. its just easier than " wiring " you non-conductive car tyres..
Aug 08, 2006 3:43 pm - i had nothing to do with the wiring of the car itself, only that he ran the wire inside the tire so that when the knife when it it would cut the wire and sizzle
Aug 08, 2006 3:44 pm - Straight from the battery????
You wouldnt get a shock from a car battery, it would at least need to be connected to the igniton coil.
God knows how the hell u would connect it to the tire considering rubber is an insulator.
I SMELL LIES...........0
A g 08, 2006 4:43 pm - I work at an auto shop and inside every tire has 2 mesh alluminum wiring(one top one bottom)..that to prevent the tire from riping and overexpanding so maybe if you hook the wire to the ignition coil and stab it into the tire and then the other one too then maybe when the person wants to slash your he’ll get shocked(but only if his knife has metal everywhere even to the grip.
Aug 08, 2006 6:50 pm - IF this would work (without getting the wire twisted over the axle, and by miraculously getting rubber to conduct elecricity) you could fill the tire with flamable gas, then it would burn the crap outta the guy, and if it damages the car, turn it in to insurance, it’s vandalism...not that I would ever do that with my car, I just like explosions
Aug 09, 2006 1:30 am - uh... you fuckin liar...... first of all... you would wake up with NO BATTERY...... if your going to run current directly to a object.. ie. a rim... it would drain the battery like no tommorow....second of all.... your just a fucking liar..
Aug 09, 2006 10:50 am - You moron, when you drive the wire (which I have to assume is being held on by tape or glue because you can’t pierce the rubber) will seperate from the tire and throw off the balance of the tire. Tires are balanced by as little as a gram, so the wire + adhasive would be much greater and would fuk you over. The only way someone would get a shock would be if he was cutting the tire with his hand and somehow the wire stayed, if he used a knife, the power would go through the knife along the shortest path which would be thru the metal tip only. Second this would short out your battery and send a shock through the frame of the car, subjecting the onboard computer + more to excessive power that would fry them instantly.
I hope you’re another person who’s full of shit and makes up eggs that you’ve never tried.
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