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(153 votes) Published: Aug 09, 2006 1:21 a.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 2223 times
If you have been dissed my an senior citezen with an attitude and a yappy fluffy mutt you’ll understand this. Well turns out you didnt even do anything...(that was bad at least), in my case it was just a classic partyboy like prank. But the guy has a PHD in Phycology immediatly dubs my pranks "mental issues". Well i was thinking of first playing an original prank on him i.e Flaming bag of shit on doorstep (so he has to step on it), nah i want to come up with a good mailbox prank, well heres a decent one I came up with.
(THE BLOCK OF WOOD AND SPRING PUT TOGETHER SHOULD BE LONGER THEN THE MAIL BOX)
You will need
- A freind to help
- Wood block ( fits into mailbox)
- 10 in. metal spring (light)
- Stinky Turd
- Heavy duty staples
- Adhesive/tape
- 3x4 in. flat peice of wood
- 3x1x4in. peice of wood
- 2 screws or so
Start by stapling one end of the spring to one end of the wooden brick.
Staple the other end of the spring to the back of flat peice of wood.
Drill the small peice of wood to the bottom of the flat peice of wood, this will hold the turd. The two peices of wood should form an L.
Now place this device (With turd) into the mail box, 1/2 of the spring should be hanging outside of the mail box.
Now force the mailbox closed with the little door, there should be a fair amount of force pushing against the door from the closed spring.
Have a buddy tape the mailbox up while your holding the door until it supports itself.
Now apply your adhesive ( something that glues fast and is tough "superglue" if you will )
Well Hopfully the culprit (grady in my case) opens the mailbox, not the mailman or whoever else.
The outcome should me a turd in the face, chest, car (however they do it)
You might want to watch out that theres no sharp objects at the end of the device so that it doesnt stab them in the face or take out an eye.
Aug 14, 2006 7:51 pm - thats a...um...an odd one...haha. but seriously its pretty cool. come join our group, or anyone else that is interested. The link is....http://www.rotteneg s.com/r3/show/se/195206.ht l
Jan 09, 2009 7:53 pm - Turd Hurling Mailbox Great idea, very original, I give u a 5! But messing with a mailbox is a Federal offense. If you get caught, you’ll have a felony on your juve rap sheet, not cool, dude!
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