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My night of hell and almost dieing
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(54 votes)
Published: Aug 10, 2006 1:43 p.m.
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OK so this is the story of how Mr.A almost died.

My girlfriend of eight months had just broken up with me cause she found out I cheated on her. So my friend was like well ok here u go man. He handed me 3 percoset, 4 vicodin, and 2 ambien.

So we went to party at this dudes house later that night and I started drinking Jack. The next thing i know i swallow all the pills. (not a great ass idea).

I didnt feel anything while i was sitting on the couch so i just kept drinking the 5th of jack till it was gone.

So it was getting late and i was pretty fucking wasted so i was like alright im gonna bounce.

Standing up the effects of the pills all hit me at once. I stumbled outside and started fucking puking my balls off.

Luckily my house is right up the street so i started walking. Then one of my friends who was at the partys dad pulled up and started talking to me trying to figure out wat all was going on at the party. And thats when the cold sweats set in. I just walked away from him towards my house and i fell down on the side of the street and passed out. I have no idea how long I was out for but i woke up later feeling no better than i had before and walked into my house. As soon as i started walking up the stairs i passed out until the morning. Funny thing is that i felt completely fine in the morning.

Well anyways i feel extremely lucky that nothing bad happened. This is my first story egg so if u dont like it fuck off. 		 
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gambling_jock119
Aug 10, 2006 1:54 pm -
hmmm......interesting. but you are lucky that no one stole anything from you while you were out.


Firebeach
Aug 10, 2006 2:37 pm -
haha that would fuck me up so bad


Salamanderhead
Aug 10, 2006 3:07 pm -
I have that for supper everyday... well not really.


NickL
Aug 10, 2006 3:50 pm -
Don’t cheat on your girlfriend man, especially after so long. This is a shitty egg. 0* and on profile. I realy don’t care if you want me to fuck off.


majestic_ace
Aug 10, 2006 4:58 pm -
Lol agent smith. Cool story man 5*


Blingers
Aug 10, 2006 4:58 pm -
Quote:
I stumbled outside and started fucking puking my balls off

Well I hope it hurt you faggit


Blingers
Aug 10, 2006 4:59 pm -
a little ironic since u dont hav e balls u have a VAGINA 0 stars fag


BigD-9005
Aug 10, 2006 4:59 pm -
^dick


ninjamickey
Aug 10, 2006 5:02 pm -
ya i got smackd with a big fish and was knockd the fuck out for 12 yrs so you no nothing of dieing and i do,i got up in like a sec and was fine so u came closer to dieing but i cant die coz i live on the moon so fuckup. 0*


alexzero13
Aug 10, 2006 5:20 pm -
Guess what those pills had in em.
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