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Selling your Vehicle for More
'Make sure to shine the tires...'

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Published: Aug 14, 2006 7:26 p.m.
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Selling your vehicle for more
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Pedals steering smoking



Smoking vehicles becomig non-smoking vehicles
This one method can add a few grand to the selling price of a vehicle.

First, Remove all items from vehicle, including ash trays, floormats, lighters, empty smoke packs, Marlboro Miles, etc.

Second, use a vaccuum cleaner with the power paw attachment (see picture) and clean the entire interior so it is spotless.



Third, now use a steam cleaner with steam attachments and clean the entire interior (carpet and seats) don’t use on the headliner or your radio for obvious reasons.

Fourth, use a hair drier on HOT and dry the interior, this will prevent a "mold" smell and will hasten drying time. Take your time on this step.

Fifth, make sure your ashtray and electric lighter are clean, if there is ANY evidence of this, go to an auto parts store and buy new ones (usually easier to find at the dealer). It costs money but is well worth it

Fianally, spray the interior with Frebreeze or other neutral air type of product. Let the vehicle sit outside for 24 hours with the windows rolled down. MAKE SURE IT ISNT ABOUT TO RAIN!!! The next day, spray a weak scent down the vents and wipe all the crevices and cracks and the dash with Armor All or other product. Get TWO of those tree air freshners and hide them under the seat, new car smell works wonders.


Congratulations, you just added $500 - $5000 to the sale price!

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Hiding wear
Always use a steering wheel cover, also people can tell if you beat on the car by looking on the right hand side of the brake. If it is worn that indicates many panic brakes and hard starts. Replace cover(s). The same applies to manual transmissions with the clutch pedal.

CHANGE THE OIL AND AIR FILTER
Anyone who knows about cars will check this for dirt. If it is clean then "Oh...It was maintained!!!"

Clean the exterior and rims. Shine the tires and clean all the glass.

A quick trick is to use a spray oil on a rag and then wipe down the plastic (non-clear coated) trim. This works a shitload better than armor all. But DONT use oil in the interior, as it will leave a smell.


Any additional comments or questions, please feel free to post them below!

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duhast

Aug 14, 2006 7:33 pm -
i dont think cleaning your car will get you as much as $5000


Big-chief-E-zizzle

Au 14, 2006 7:35 pm -
Or just go to a detailer and get all that shit done for 75.00 dollars+


Toasty

Aug 14, 2006 7:39 pm -
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i dont think cleaning your car will get you as much as $5000


If it is a yuppie mobile (BMW, Escalade, etc)...perhaps...


ajmu j

Aug 14, 2006 7:44 pm -
It’s all common sense, but I wouldn’t have thought of it. 5*


Toasty

Aug 14, 2006 7:52 pm -
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Pedals steering smoking


Thats gay, I left my notes on what I wanted to cover on the top of the page. Oh well.


FreakDesign

Aug 14, 2006 8:10 pm -
Cool. 5*, and Favs.


H-Dogg

Aug 14, 2006 8:41 pm -
Don’t forget to remove the red shop rag from the fuel filler and install a normal gas cap.


xfusion

Aug 14, 2006 8:43 pm -
nice little egg man


neurocide

Aug 14, 2006 9:54 pm -
Not bad at all. 4*


BigD-9005

Aug 14, 2006 10:13 pm -
I personally wouldn’t use armorall...on certain types of dashboards, it looks good initially, but in the long run, it actually causes damage...then again, if yer trying to sell it, what do you care? you won’t have it in the long run. this is good info for people who don’t know, so I give you 5*s


UltimateEgger

Aug 14, 2006 11:13 pm -
this is retarded and if your gonna sell your car its common fucking sense to clean it 0*s


MattyMurderz

Aug 15, 2006 12:25 am -
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this is retarded and if your gonna sell your car its common fucking sense to clean it 0*s


some one needs to get laid


DarkestAngel

Aug 15, 2006 2:28 am -
Wasn’t nothin sellin’ my Jimmy for more....Boneyard gave me $100 for the old piece of shit and I was happy! 4*


Toasty

Aug 15, 2006 5:43 am -
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Don’t forget to remove the red shop rag from the fuel filler and install a normal gas cap.


LMFAO...

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thi is retarded and if your gonna sell your car its common fucking sense to clean it 0*s

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Member Level: 3

Ouch. That hurts.

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some one needs to get laid

I agree.

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I personally wouldn’t use armorall...on certain types of dashboards, it looks good initially, but in the long run, it actually causes damage


You are exactly right! But you pointed out the dirty little secret!


FL

Aug 15, 2006 8:29 am -
i gave all your eggs 5* because im bored


purplehaz999

Aug 15, 2006 10:01 am -
good egg $*


Toasty

Aug 15, 2006 10:34 am -
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i gave all your eggs 5* because im bored


Thank you.

Dawg- I know, I am a truck kind of guy, not a piece of shit rice-burner slammed to the ground with multicolored fenders. My main focus was about the smoke, and maybe I named this egg wrong. Irregardless it is swell of me to write this. And seat covers suck because if you rip ass, it holds the smell longer.


Toasty

Aug 16, 2006 1:31 pm -
I do.

Aug 16, 2006 7:49 pm -
You has a CACK!!
5’s


DECAPITAT D

Aug 17, 2006 9:20 am -
i dont have a car 4*


Fate6900

Aug 18, 2006 3:40 pm -
thanks these are goodideas i have 4 cars evn tho i cant drive yet im fixing them all u and im going 2 sell them buy a 68 mustang and fix it up 2 my likeingness so when i can drive i can b happy hmmm so anyone wana buy a car ......... no 1 ever smoked in it..... wvn tho in a 71 oldsmobile tornado who wouldent smoke in it :P


OO

Aug 19, 2006 1:01 am -
hell, i could do that to other peoples cars for money! sweet. well another thing to do other than giving handjobs on the street corner


vince-4396

Aug 26, 2006 2:07 pm -
pretty cool 4


Ahamay

Sep 15, 2006 3:36 pm - cutie
i liked it even if i never had to sell a car and i have brothers and you to do all the dirty work for me. hehehe


bobbobbob

Sep 18, 2006 10:11 pm -
^RAR!

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