Explosive Diarrhea!
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(177 votes)
Published: Aug 14, 2006 10:08 p.m.
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Here’s a little egg that was designed for its simplicity as well as its hilarity.
First what you got to do, is take a big ol’ dump in a bucket. Next, take a full glass of water, and pour it in.
Take a large wooden spoon, and stir until watery consistency is reached. If desired, add brown food dye, so when the concoction spatters it will stain.
Now with yer’ poop, go to your local dollar store and pick out a package of the largest balloons you can find. Once you got ’em, take out a balloon.
Now pour about 4-8 ounces of the crap into the balloon, and hold the mouth of the balloon, so nothing spills.
Hop on your bike to the nearest gas station. Ahh, but wait! Go grab some rubber bands from your kitchen.
Now when you get there, proceed to the little station where a little spout spurts out "free air!" for your tires. Now take the balloon, and fit the opening of the spout into it. Take the rubber bands, and tie them around the mouth of the balloon.
Now activate the air machine, and RUN! Yer’ poo will be flyin’ all over the place in a matter of seconds. Quite funny!
I heart Broccoli. |
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 | Aug 14, 2006 10:10 pm -
FIRST COMMENT WOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!1
5*&r quo;s :D |
| Aug 14, 2006 10:12 pm -
WTF
5*’s :D |
| Aug 14, 2006 10:13 pm -
DROPPED. |
 | Aug 14, 2006 10:15 pm -
sounds really messy, and just to defile a gas station? |
| Aug 14, 2006 10:18 pm -
I WAS JAYKYING NIG. IM NOT GONNA DROP DIZ EGG. |
 | Aug 14, 2006 10:18 pm -
Thats sick 5*’s |
 | Aug 14, 2006 10:20 pm -
Dude thats gross but i cant complain as i like the smell of my own farts.lol |
 | Aug 14, 2006 10:21 pm -
stupidest thing I’ve heard in ages...congrats |
| Aug 14, 2006 10:22 pm -
ur rating just got owned by my 0* |
 | Aug 14, 2006 10:23 pm -
Heh...your fucking sick..4 stars anywho. |
 | Aug 14, 2006 10:25 pm - sick?
Quote: i like the smell of my own farts.lol
Thats Disturbing...Seriously... O
2* ’Cause thats gross, but (this sounds nasty) it was sort of creative. |
 | Aug 14, 2006 10:32 pm -
how very gross, how can you do that, well i guess guys will be guys...... funny too in its own weird way. *4 by the way |
 | Aug 14, 2006 10:32 pm -
l0lz EBIL UR SO FUNNAH, CAN I SUCK UR PEEENER LMMMMAO JUST JOSHIN I LOVE BROCCOLI FARTS.
anus |
 | Aug 14, 2006 10:51 pm -
0 because it involves an "explosion". |
| Aug 14, 2006 10:52 pm -
just playin, 5 |
 | Aug 14, 2006 11:10 pm -
i giv it a 5 cause of that pic! |
 | Aug 14, 2006 11:16 pm -
i think a 0 is in need |
 | Aug 15, 2006 12:06 am -
Quote: Thats Disturbing...Seriously... O
2* ’Cause thats gross, but (this sounds nasty) it was sort of creative.
everyone likes their own brand lol |
 | Aug 15, 2006 4:17 am -
i think that is sick and if anyone was to actually do that then i would definitely think that they have something wrong with their head, seriously!!!!! |
 | Aug 15, 2006 6:09 am -
5*
I HOPE you linked this to my broccoli group... |
 | A g 15, 2006 9:09 am -
Its very disturbing that you shit in buckets and then try and put it into balloons...I dont think i would ever do this its just ....weird , I dont think it would work very well either so 2* |
 | Aug 15, 2006 9:32 am -
I personally wouldn’t do that, and I don’t see how you could pour massive amounts of shit into a balloon. But I guess I will give you 4*. (3 1/2 if I could) |
 | Aug 15, 2006 12:09 pm - Hah
funny, ill try it but rather than shiting into a bucket i think ill get some mud and some water..then at least if you spill it you havent got shity smelling hands.
anyhow 5* |
 | Aug 15, 2006 5:11 pm - Awesome
Awesome egg, I probably won’t try it, but the whole idea of it just gets me psyched.
I heart my farts ^_^ |
| Aug 15, 2006 5:12 pm - Awesome
Awesome egg, I probably won\’t try it, but the whole idea of it just gets me psyched.
I heart my farts ^_^
Oh yeah 5* |
 | Aug 15, 2006 6:23 pm -
sick as shit....0*s...messy and how you gonna pour shit into a fucking balloon???!!!?!?!?!?!? WTF |
 | Aug 15, 2006 7:03 pm -
use a funnel |
 | Aug 15, 2006 9:33 pm -
Please egg mods don’t drop this egg it’s too funny to be dropped 5* |
 | Aug 15, 2006 11:59 pm -
lmao thats sick shit dude |
 | Aug 16, 2006 7:35 pm -
Lmao, I will probably never do that but 5* for "creativity" heh heh |
 | Aug 17, 2006 8:59 am -
how do u get stuff other than water into a balloon? pouring it dont make enough pressure to expanderise it |
 | Aug 17, 2006 1:40 pm -
eww dude, thats pretty raunchy. 1* for the creativity... and 4 for the broccoli monster. |
 | Aug 17, 2006 10:06 pm -
LMAO holy shit you sick ass fucker...wow...5* and I love the brocolli pic |
 | Aug 19, 2006 2:25 am -
Are you ok? |
 | Aug 21, 2006 12:19 am -
thats sick |
 | Aug 23, 2006 2:25 am -
I refuse to handle my own feces. |
 | Aug 23, 2006 8:51 am -
disgusting , how about putting the ballon on a cars exhaust pipe though , then it will be alot funnier |
 | Aug 30, 2006 4:27 pm -
thats nasty but kool! |
 | Sep 12, 2006 4:12 am -
Im a noob but this is prty funny, 5* |
 | Nov 21, 2006 2:09 pm - That is just inasnitary
But i like it great idea freak!!
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 | Dec 16, 2006 6:49 pm -
k, or add water to dog shit and PESTO! actual shit bomb |
 | Feb 03, 2008 7:33 pm -
5 |
 | Feb 19, 2008 6:46 am -
5* very good idea for a 6th grader! |
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