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(138 votes) Published: Aug 15, 2006 2:59 p.m. Viewed 800 times
I am now going to tell you all, the children of rotteneggs.com, a little story of what happened all this morning.
TIMELINE -original pranks
-research
-meeting the boys
-the radio
-second call
-the deli
-suicide hotline
Chapter One : Original Pranks
Well, this morning, i was tlaking to a few friends and all of a sudden i get a call on skype from one of my friends. I join his chat, then he starts pullin some prank calls. My friend has 10 firewalls, proxies, and the fact that skype numbers cant be traced. we started pullin pranks on wendys and burger king. Mind you, my microphone was broken so i couldnt talk, i could only listen. but after a few humiliated fast food chains, we thought to go bigger. we had also called a few porn shops asking for porns such as collars and cuffs, which apparently doesnt exist.
Chapter Two : Research
Part of our plan was to find out celebrity phone numbers and with the all mighty power of google, we found richard simmons, Martha Stewart (both of them the studios). We asked them both about how much it would cost to come down for no reason (if you want to go work out with richard simmons, his studio is in beverly hills california and all you have to do it sign a health sheet and pay 12 dollars, they supply free water.) among other things we found was mel gibson, derek jeter, oprah, tom green, and we tried pamela anderson but the number didnt work.
Chapter Three : Meeting the Boys
Well, now we invited some more friends over to our skype chat. now things got interesting. we tried most of the numbers (the only things that worked was tom green, richard simmons, oprah, and martha stewart). then things really really got interesting as one of the guys started playing his guitar (he pwns at the guitar). we said, omg, we should call the radio station. now, having in mind i was the only one from New York in the whole skype chat, everyone else was from washington
Chapter Four : The Radio
We called the radio and this lady picks up, we tell her that we wanted to see if we could go on the air, get a little publicity and maybe a record deal. she said to call back in fix minutes. meanwhile it is 9:33 AM in washington when this happened. we had to call back at 9:38 (which we did). so, the host dude is being all cool and whatnot and hes tellin us that we need to do some improv, so, he explains the whole deal about how he has to cover up his last name, his real name is bill... somthing so he made him willie wilson. he played a bit of a song he made up, it completely pwned in teh skype sever but over the phone it was low quality. he was playin so damn loud he couldnt hear the guys tellin him to wait up, so i ened up iming him to stop, they’re tellin you to stop. so they were impressed kinda by his improv on toenail clippers... btw, the band name was called Anarchy Rising (if anyone heard it) so we talked with the guys a bit after wards.
Chapter Five : Second Call
we called back at teh radio station to request a song, give a shout out to the PY’s, and to give the station some numbers to do some prank calls on. we gave them all teh ones that worked then we put about 200 more numbers on the radio station’s myspace, when we told them that we had derek jeter they we like, "WOW!!!" back onto the main story now
Chapter Six : The Deli
Well, we had ran out of numbers to call so i went searching for some more. i had remembered that the deli down the road had just made a website, i figured that they had to have their phone number on there, so we called it and it started out as asking for an entire roasted pig. then it escalated to us being with greenday and them requiring 1000 pounds of random meat to blow up in a music video. meanwhile the guy is like, wow, green day? and we’re like yea, we seriously need the meat to blow up in the music video and we’ve gotten alot of reports of you guys having really good service (which they do). they we’re completely prepared to get half a ton of meat for a music video, lol, he didnt even ask for what song. when we were about done with the deli we had made some sounds like we had jsut gotten into a car crash. when we hung up we were laughing our fucking brains out!!!!!!!!!
Chapter Seven : Suicide Hotline
well, we had gotten extremely bored and came accross the suice hotline numbers. the dumbest part about the hotline is that they make you so damn much. and when the recording started playing about how we couldnt use profanity in our call we started screamin FUCK, SHIT, SUCK MY COCK BITCH right at the recording. omg it was funny
well guys, this was teh best morning of my life sooo far...
i included a link to a download of some recordings of the wendy’s - - - - - - http://files.filefront.com/Desktoprar/;5407413;;/fileinfo.html
and dont worry, there is still a little bit of our skype fun to come
Aug 15, 2006 3:53 pm - no no, they had alot of servers open when we treid to connect with skype alot of different connections came up and just one connection connected, there were about 30 other connection trying to connect
Aug 15, 2006 8:44 pm - worst pranks EVER! 0* and you earned them!
The fact that you said your boyfriend had 10 firwalls tells me that you and he are huge n00bs, any more than 1 firewall & antispyware etc running is just just counter productive, it’d just cancel the other firewalls out and you’d have no coverage.
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Chapter Two : Research
Part of our plan was to find out celebrity phone numbers and with the all mighty power of google, we found richard simmons, Martha Stewart (both of them the studios). We asked them both about how much it would cost to come down for no reason (if you want to go work out with richard simmons, his studio is in beverly hills california and all you have to do it sign a health sheet and pay 12 dollars, they supply free water.) among other things we found was mel gibson, derek jeter, oprah, tom green, and we tried pamela anderson but the number didnt work.
you are so full of shit. 0*
dude, i seriously found the numbers, im not kiddin!
Aug 16, 2006 10:48 am - and also, the only reason we had 10 firewalls up is so that things like microsoft or other large companies couldnt hack us if we wanted to do a prank on one, we didnt take any chances
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