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(243 votes)
Published: Aug 16, 2006 11:48 a.m.
Viewed 1197 times |
Sushi!
Well, everyone has their little joke egg, and I thought I would make one to..if people get all bitchy I will drop it myself.
I would like to start out with a little poem about the great thing called sushi. Credits were credited at the bottom!
Sushi
Okay it’s raw,
but sometimes it’s not.
You can always order
miso soup that is hot.
There’s so much to choose from
the variety extreme.
You can get overwhelmed.
All in one sitting? That’s a dream.
They serve it on trays
or oft times in a boat.
If you can operate chopsticks
I can’t so don’t gloat!
You can dip it in hot sauce,
but I’m a wimp I admit.
It gives me such heartburn
I go into a fit.
So I go for the soy sauce
dip away I do so.
Left to my devices
I would go and go and go.
Who knew I’d get off on this stuff
tuna, rice and the squid.
The cats out of the bag now.
You can’t put on the lid.
Where I live its Kyushu,
Origami or Ambrosia.
But even from the grocery
It’s popular that shows ya.
So if you take me to dine
it’s Sake instead of wine.
If you haven’t tried sushi
it’s time you toed that line!
Doug Heyman
Key West
February 2005
You can even get your sushi in USB brand..
I would ttly buy one of those.
Might I suggest "Sushi For Dummies?
There are lots of types of sushi!
-NORIMAKI
-NIGIRI
-GUNKAN
-TEMAKI
-OSHIZUSHI
-INARI
-CHIRASHI
Note that "sushi" becomes "zushi" in word combinations in which "sushi" is the second word, e.g. nigirizushi.
So anyways, sit back, relax, and eat some SUSHI!
I don’t care what you rate this, just have some fun reading it.
kthxbai.
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 | Aug 16, 2006 12:05 pm -
5* Its the best joke egg that I have seen! |
 | Aug 16, 2006 12:41 pm -
ahahaha! 5* |
 | Aug 16, 2006 12:44 pm -
When i did my joke egg everyone called me a spammer
5 sdtqrs |
 | Aug 16, 2006 1:20 pm -
funny egg but iv tried usb sushi and that cord isnt to tasty |
 | Aug 16, 2006 1:29 pm -
5* cause you’re Ebil!! |
 | Aug 16, 2006 2:28 pm -
neet, 5***** |
 | Aug 16, 2006 3:47 pm -
I dont get sushi that much. Fire wasnt discovered just recently so whats the deal with the raw fish?
4* cause the usb things are ridiculous |
 | Au 16, 2006 5:59 pm -
*bitches*
eh, whatever. 3* |
 | Aug 16, 2006 6:28 pm -
im tired... |
 | Aug 16, 2006 8:58 pm -
heh 5* |
 | Aug 17, 2006 2:04 am -
Lol, nice joke egg...5* |
 | Aug 17, 2006 2:22 am - haha
haha, thats pretty good! 5*. id anyone wantsto know how to relly make sushi i posed a egg on it. bug good joke egg =] |
 | Aug 17, 2006 8:36 am -
i cant remember what sushi taste like!!
5* |
 | Au 17, 2006 1:22 pm -
i’ve never tried sushi.. mainly because i dont know what to get and im not sure how expensive it is. but maybe i will now that ive seen this awesome egg! 4* |
 | Aug 17, 2006 3:19 pm -
i love it how u post a joke egg and get 5*s.. haha w.e thats what im gunna rate it b.c its funny |
 | Sep 18, 2006 9:41 am -
ur gay 0*s |
 | Oct 25, 2006 1:13 pm -
haha.. thats cute man.
I was addicted to sushi this one week because it was all you can eat for free.. good times..
5*’s because your one of my favorites :) |
 | Dec 30, 2006 9:59 pm -
just because ur a mod doesnt make this right 0* eel is good though |
 | Mar 16, 2007 8:40 am -
4**... cause the USB thing was hilarious |
 | Apr 25, 2007 11:55 am -
o* this is the gayest thing i have ever seen. |
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