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(107 votes) Published: Aug 18, 2006 9:12 a.m. Viewed 963 times
Ok this is my first egg please by nice and i want strong feedback. Content made up by me and a friend
Funny Things to do in public
Fast Food
Mostly McDonalds
1. When at a fast food restaurant go in a pick your target and look at his or her hair and get a friend with same hair color and get some of his or her hair willingly or not and stick it in the burger (not to much hair like 3-6 bits of it) and yell out "OH MY GOD" or similar and show people and walk in to complain pointing at your target that she or he did it
2. My class went down to McDonalds and we all got some food and one of the girls were mucking around with her friends and drank through 2 straws and then she bit into her burger and she kind of regurgitated the drink back up not much just small amount and scared of 2 table and one of the tables still had some fries and a burger uneaten ( so put some drink in your mouth ,just a bit and chew some food mix it in mouth like cocktail then run to the bushes that are out side and spit it out trust me it looks real)
3. After watching “Supersize Me” awhile ago I got the idea that you should get rent a PSP or Portable DVD player and watch Supersize me with the speakers up full bore (play the bit where it lists all the bugs u can get from eating McDonalds like the birth control one really loud and scream I don’t want to get **insert your choice here** ) DON’T DO THIS A BURGER KING OR KFC OR ANY OTHER EXCEPT MC DONALD’S
4. I got this one from Supersize Me, You dress up a Mr. Ronald McDonald him self and hide in the children play ground or some where, jump out and say “YOU’VE BEEN A BAD BOY” in a stalker kind of voice and run off
5. On movies usually comedy ones they have nicknames for food make your own up and go work at a Fast food restaurant and use them E.g. “one mc oz lease” “okay, one mcshit hold the gravy.
6. I got this one from watching a BE SAFE WITH RONALD AND FRIENDS AD then watching JACKASS on TV Dress up as the hambugler and steal people burgers saying “be safe from Heart Disease or "don’t eat that, your fat enough" or "think about the people with AID’S" it come up with ideas
7. You know how the coffee at Mc Donalds is really hot, well walk around with your piping hot coffee and *Slip* over and tip your coffee on some poor guys crotch
8. Again *Slip* over while carry some food and you should get free vouchers for not suing and not going to the news
9. This is a simple and well known trick but for those who don’t know here it is. Now go to the counter on a buisy day when they just want to get people through and say I went through the drive through and you forgot my big mac or other Mc Donald’s crap and they should just say oh sorry and they will give you the item you wished for because they just don’t care.
10. Muck around with the orders E.G. a big mac is a cheese burger with lettuce, tomato, one more slice of meat and mayo so ask for a big mac but hold the lettuce, tomato, one more slice of meat and mayo. Think for awhile for better stuff.
Aug 18, 2006 9:29 am - no one theses days make up stuff by them selves any more it is mostly inspired by movies and other events,i did not C/P any thing from this and my friend did 3,4,7,8 i got the rest by watching comedys none of them are deirectly taken from the movies.
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