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(127 votes) Published: Aug 18, 2006 10:59 a.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 594 times
heres my collection of prankls from me to u.
i was at my girlfriends house when i notice this shaving gel stuff.i sprayed some on the floor, to see what it was, and it was just ordinary gel...cool huh?
so now here are the real pranks....
my friend is always listening to rap, and rap gives me headaches, so i had an idea.he listens to it really loudly, and noticed the sound gives off air when it is loud.so i bought a whole shit load of confetti, and put it in his speakers.he went in his room, and turned on the music, and i heard him scream like a little school girl. i went inside and there was confetti everywhere, but the scream was priceless...(these speakers were the big kind, not the little ones, so you need big speakers to do this)
do you know those cheap ass 1.00 peanut can things, with the snakes that pop out? i was in the store, practicing my shoplifting, when i noticed the stupid things.i just got the idea, what if you put them somewhere instead in the peanut cans, oh say, my friends cereal? well i knew i needed to make them longer, so i glued some together, like about three each, and had around ten, and put them in the box.then i put the cereal inside, which was difficult since the things kept coming out, so i used Ryan Dunn’s old stand-by, cardboard.i had to go to the store, get some cardboard, and fruit-loops, and this is what i did.i took the cardboard, and put it over the top, then taped the other box on top of it.pored the cereal into it, and took the box off, closed 2 flaps, got rid of the cardboard, and sealed it with glue like nothing happened.
one day, when i was getting a new mattress, ( because my friend did a little suttin suttin on mine if you know what i mean) when i saw a can of spray paint near one of the beds. like, wtf is spray paint doin near a bed? so, i got an awesome idea. i bought a few cans of spray paint, like 3, and forgot the stupid mattress.i got a knife, and cut open my friends matress, right under his pillow, circular holes, just the right siz to fit the cans, all the way through.i stuck the cans in the holes, and pointed the nozzles right toward where he would be. when he went to bed, he layed on his pillow, and it worked perfectly, hitting right all over him and his mattress.i showed him not to mess with my bed..
once my friend was getting drunk, and was ordering me to get drinks for him.him and his other friends were drinking margaritas, and finished the whole thing of mix.i was getting pissed because i wanted a few drinks too.so when i went to the basement, to get some more mix, i saw suttin called \"dude eggs\", ( AKA horse nuts ). i just took a wiff of one, and it smelled fuckin nasty,so i thought...why wouldnt I?. i was making them, and \"accidentally\" slipped them into the margaritas, in the blender, and said they were Pena Colattas, and whatched them drink, and puke more than they normally would after some drinks.
you take some red food coloring, and put it inside a plastic bag. once it is in the bag, go to a local swimming pool, and poke a small hole in it.go inside the pool, and drop it in the deep end,but make sure nobody sees you. it will start to come out of the bag, looking like blood.
for this one you need to get sardines.go to the class in which the teacher is a fucking jerkoff and open them up.hide them in as many different places you can, but make sure they arent places where the janitor will notice. for example, on the top of the bookshelf, not right on the floor.it is best to do this as a prank to do before summer vacation, or before a long weekend so it will stink extra.
go to your friends house, or someone that isnt your friend, it doesnt really matter.go into their basement and remove all the fuses they have, and just get rid of them,all together. when they wake up, which will be late since their alarm clock wont work, they wont have any power, until they find out what the hell happened.
do you know how there are those people that have those old wooden fireplaces? well, put a tiny bit of black powder on the ground near it,it wont be noticeable because there is soot on the ground.when they turn it on it will make a loud noise and scare the shit out of then. but dont be an ass and put so much that the house will blow the hell up
you know how on vacuums there is that see through part that shows all the shit in it? well take a sharp knife and cut through the plastic on both sides. clean up and leave it there so when the person tries to vacuum the shit will all fly out and they will have no way to clean it up.
this is one i did when me and my friends went camping. to of my friends fell asleep early, so i tied to ropes around them. i pored this sick ass food on them and they got up and tried to run, but since they were connected they went fling backwards and hurt their stomachs pretty bad.
take some super glue and put it on the holes of the shower head. make sure you get it in all of the holes or it wont work. when they turn it on, the water pressure will build up, and get so strong it will break through the fucking super glue, and shoot out really fast, and it hurts, because i tried it on myself.
are you sitting on a computer chair right now? well if you are look under it. there are a few screws, and they keep the whole thing up.don’t do this to your chair, do it to someone else’s. you remove all the screws, and then balance so it looks normal.when the person sits on it it will either fall forewords or backwards, either way, its hilarious.
Aug 18, 2006 12:38 pm - hmm some of these are copyed and pasted..
because i remember reading these 2 pranks somewere on this site.
and there the exact pranks when i was reading them on another egg.
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one day, when i was getting a new mattress, ( because my friend did a little suttin suttin on mine if you know what i mean) when i saw a can of spray paint near one of the beds. like, wtf is spray paint doin near a bed? so, i got an awesome idea. i bought a few cans of spray paint, like 3, and forgot the stupid mattress.i got a knife, and cut open my friends matress, right under his pillow, circular holes, just the right siz to fit the cans, all the way through.i stuck the cans in the holes, and pointed the nozzles right toward where he would be. when he went to bed, he layed on his pillow, and it worked perfectly, hitting right all over him and his mattress.i showed him not to mess with my bed..
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once my friend was getting drunk, and was ordering me to get drinks for him.him and his other friends were drinking margaritas, and finished the whole thing of mix.i was getting pissed because i wanted a few drinks too.so when i went to the basement, to get some more mix, i saw suttin called \"dude eggs\", ( AKA horse nuts ). i just took a wiff of one, and it smelled fuckin nasty,so i thought...why wouldnt I?. i was making them, and \"accidentally\" slipped them into the margaritas, in the blender, and said they were Pena Colattas, and whatched them drink, and puke more than they normally would after some drinks.
Aug 18, 2006 12:55 pm - it wasnt copy and pasted at all. the guys a fucking retard. i dont know why everyones rating it down because of that dumb fuck.
Aug 18, 2006 2:18 pm - you suck...0*s rainbows are gay...you are gay ....i agree with angus....but even if it isnt c/p ...you still suck 0*s ahahahahahaahahaha
Aug 18, 2006 7:05 pm - man this shit is OOOOLLLLLDDDDD get some new fucking material
and DONT WRITE IN COLORS THAT PEOPLE CANT READ!!!
have you thought of the colorblind HUH?! HAVE YOU!?
Aug 18, 2006 8:05 pm - some of these are kinda funny, some like the vacuum one doesn’t seem like it’d work at all. Seems like it’d just lose all the suction, and render it useless
Aug 18, 2006 9:45 pm - Are you gay? I mean with all of the colors and shit.
Aug 19, 2006 9:53 am - At the supermarket near my area they have a private investigator that poses as a shopper and walks around the store with a cart and catches people stealing. He knows i know he is a private eye but he stills watches me as if waiting for me to steal.
Aug 19, 2006 10:13 pm - these pranks are horrible 0* try something like kickin a guy in the nuts reaching up his ass and pull his intestins out. then hang him with them. after you do that tye there family members down and make them watch you hit him like a piniata with a bat. try laughing the whole time it is hillarious.
Aug 21, 2006 10:24 am - yeeaaa....ummm im just gunna ask you to uhh.... pretty much delete you whole account due to your a retard and dont know what a good egg is...if i had a 3 year old sister and she pulled some of that crap on her friends id laugh my ass of, but if you did it when your idk 12 or older?...get a life dude!...make some bombs or break into peoples houses or do something...you suck!
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