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(179 votes) Published: Aug 19, 2006 7:27 p.m. In 8 Favorites Lists Viewed 1510 times
This egg will cover how to avoid law enforcment of all types.IE- Helicopters, Dogs, police officers, and any other kinds of lawenfocment..
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COLORS When you are going out to do your mischevious doings always do it at night.Duh. also, dont wear black! NOw you may be asking
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yourself wtf that makes noo sense.
BUt in fact it is easier for people to see you in black. Try to wear a purple or dark blue shade.
SHIRTS When you go out wear a lose but not baggy long sleeve shirt.. i emphasise long sleeve incase you have to dive into some bushes and no one likes a pricker in your forearm..And once again try to wear a purpelish to dark blue color
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Where black(I know i said dont wear black but the denim from the jeans dosent show well at night) jeans and make sure theyre not hanging off your ass where a belt so you can bring along tools and clip them to your belt..
[u]FOOTWEAR This really depends on teh area you are in.. i would suggest that if you are in a wooded area you wear steel toe boots.. But if in an urban area i would use a type of running shoe
HEADWARE When in an urban area i would suggest a ski mask or a bandanna.. For a more wooded area use a a bandanna but put it over your mouth and nose.. i say this because you have to see where you going in the woods..
THE EVASION To avoid the police or to get away from the police it is very simple.. Dont get caught!.. But unfortanetly not everyone is that lucky. So in the case that a foot pursuit occurs have what i mentioned under clothing on you..
URBAN FOOTPURSUIT In the event that a foot pursuit acours, DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT STOP RUNNING UNTIL THEY HAVE A GUN AGAINST YOU HEAD AND YOU ARE IN THEBACK OF THE SQUAD CAR!! So anyway as i was saying.. if you are in a very urban area such as skyscrapers all around you try to get yourself to a dark ally as soon as you can and simply jump into a dumpster and stay there..Stay there until the next morning because by then they would ahve moved to a different part of the city to search..
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If you cant get to a dumpster as i said flag down a taxi and go to the next town over.( I say go to the next town if youve done something really bad..such as robing a bank, murder,) and lay low for a week or 2.
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RESIDENTIAL PURSUIT By residential i mean woods around you, and or a suburban neighborhood..
If a pursuit accours get into the woods as soon as possible.. the woods are your bestfriend in a pursuit.. When you get to the woods. keep running if you can get to a friends house or a safe place..(before you do your mischeive and shit plan were you are going to go in case the shit hits the fan ok?)
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POLICE DOGS OK this is when you are either fucked in the ass with no vaseline or you barely get away.. It is almost impossible to get away from crazy ass polive dogs.. just mkae sure that you dont back youself into a corner.. becasue if you are there and the dog finds you that equals pain a shit load of pain or at least until the cop gets theire to call the dog off. The way to get a police dog off of you is to carry mace or bleach if the dogg is on you and you have mace you can try that it may or may not work. just make sure you dont kill the dog.. because if you kill it and they catch you that is just as bad as killing a real cop. the only real way to get away from a police dog is to get in a car and drive away.. because you cant out run one and you cant outsmart one because they can smell everywere that you go..
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HELICOPTERS Ok What the fuck did you do to get helicopters after you. first off ditch the car.. unless you are in a desert and have a 57 mile straight away and you have a mclarren F-1... because even if you have a fast car you wille ventually ahve to slow down or your engine would explode so yea.. what you have to do is get out to a crowded area and blend in..Some copters have infra red sensors that can detect your body heat on the ground so if you can blend into a large crowd and shed your top layers of clothes then you as i mentioned earlier try to get a taxi somewere that theyre not searching but never run becasue that makes you looks suspicious..
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CAR CHASE If a car chase accours end it quickly because the longer you drive around the more cars will come and the harder it will be to get away.. avoid the highway because that just gives them room to do the P.I.T manover on you or lay down some spike strips. Get onto some back roads that you knwo fairly well and try to lsoe them somehow this is probably the hardest way to get away from the cops..besides the police dogs ..
In conclusion if you try to do what ive explained to you before you go out for your night of mischeieve you shoul be ok.. but remember shit always happens no matter what you are doing always be prepared always...
AND if any of you assholes thinks or even accuses me of this being c/p i will chop of your fuckin head with a machette and i will shit down your fuckin neck THis took alot of time and effort.. time that i could have been doing alot of better things..Thank you for your time and please if you vote could you leave a comment and please vote fairly.. Peace
Aug 19, 2006 7:35 pm - OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARTD WHERE IS THE FUCKING SOURCE THERE ARE MISPELED WORD HOLY FUCK THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THIS IS C/P!!! GOD DAM NOOBS SHIT!!!
Aug 19, 2006 8:12 pm - nice,i wouldnt have know the part about black clothes
a good way to lose police dogs if in a suburban area is water though...a river or something
but it was awsome
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Aug 19, 2006 8:20 pm - thnxs skathe but if u simply run across the river the dogs could pick up the scent on the otehr side.. but if you run down or upstream that coul work but i dont recomend it becasue the dogs are that much closer..you just want to focus on getting as far away as possible
Aug 19, 2006 9:40 pm - this is sweet.5 for this.but i bet there IS something to stop the dogs without killin it.everything can be stopped,well not everything but u could stop a dog just com up withsomething.
Aug 20, 2006 9:26 am - Ok first off i went to a wilderness/urban survival camp. IN this camp they taught you how to evade dogs when being chased.. not neccisarily police dogs but like bad people that have dogs..Also, the teachers are in teh U.S marines and taught us about evasion from people in the wilderness and in the city.soo i know what im talking about i took this for 5 weeks in the adirondak mountians
Aug 19, 2006 9:08 pm -
this is sweet.5 for this.but i bet there IS something to stop the dogs without killin it.everything can be stopped,well not everything but u could stop a dog just com up withsomething.
Lol, its called hop the fence. As far as i know, dogs cant climb fences.
Dude....I’m willing to bet none of you have ever had to run from the cops to this degree that he wrote about. None of you will ever have to run from a fucking helicopter. I doubt you’ll get dogs after you. There is no way in hell that this could be used as a good source. The only useful section is the part about black not being good...and every n00b knows that.
I’ll give this one star, seeing as you did type it all and use tags.
Just write eggs from fucking experience, it’s shit like this that get’s people fucked
Aug 23, 2006 3:26 pm - this is a fucking repost you fat shit!!!!! this is gay to, ur a fucking stoner. wtf you get chased by the cops a lot so you perfected ur fucking gay ass "evasion guide? ur a fucking fag!!!!! go to hell bitch
Aug 23, 2006 3:31 pm - this is a fucking repost you fat shit!!!!! this is gay to, ur a fucking stoner. wtf you get chased by the cops a lot so you perfected ur fucking gay ass "evasion guide? ur a fucking fag!!!!! go to hell bitch
Aug 27, 2006 11:56 am - uh, dark blue or purple? Nope, i dont think so.
Yeah, balck can stand otu every now and then, but if anything you want a brown longsleeve shirt, and underneath that a coloured t-shirt, so you can hide and when you get into a crowded area, its easier to strip off your top layer without being, well, um, half-naked and suspicious now would it?
But other than that, the rest is pretty obvious, i read this hoping for soem actual techniques such as good hiding places and distraction methods...
Aug 28, 2006 1:51 am - i had choppers after me i dived in to a icy river that was -7c to drop my temp than got out of the river 700m down strem and got a way with theft of a police car
Aug 31, 2006 8:32 pm - my friends rotweillers have chased me before and the best way to take one down is to kick it in the throat, face or their balls if you can. i\’ll give you a 3
Sep 28, 2006 3:59 pm - Common sense. Didn’t learn a thing. But you put a lot of effort into it I can tell. And it is kinda cool, I am an expert at evasion techniques, so I am still going to rate it nice and high.
Feb 04, 2007 3:10 pm - good hes right u curse too much but goo egg even though i wonder how u know all this...if ur in a surbuban try a brown long sleeve and good ole camo pants for cargo
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