My Garden Gnomes Are Alive.
'Hi, I’m a gnome on a rock.' 
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(145 votes)
Published: Aug 20, 2006 12:22 a.m.
Viewed 839 times |
This is a gnome.
They’re lawn ornaments. I think they’re alive though and are going to one day take over the world.
But other than that, on with the egg.
This is a simple prank that I thought up. I was bored and felt like making an egg because I haven’t made one in a while. Here’s what you need ..
1. Yourself.
2. Perhaps dark clothing.
3. Hands.
Find a house that has alot of lawn ornaments. Like so ..
Well maybe not that many.
But then get a bunch of them and put them on the owners doorstep facing the door. Like this ..
Except you should have more there.
So there you go. A nice easy prank you can pull on your neighbors or friends or something
TIMNN. |
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 | Aug 20, 2006 12:27 am -
Lol, it would be like "Honey come here" "Yes dear what is it?" Then "Wtf?!" |
 | Aug 20, 2006 1:23 am -
I’d lose it laughin and blame my brother |
 | Aug 20, 2006 2:29 am -
This is stupidly funny! 4* |
 | Aug 20, 2006 2:57 am -
gnomes are creepy...4* |
 | Aug 20, 2006 2:58 am -
haha i agree with REResources 4* |
 | Aug 20, 2006 7:45 am -
Haha. 3 stars |
 | Aug 20, 2006 7:54 am -
when i was like 15 me & my skater buddies had a very large colection of thos things we kept them behind the scrapyard & went their to smoke weed & drink |
 | Aug 20, 2006 8:20 am -
3*. Good egg, but kind of basic. |
 | Aug 20, 2006 11:34 am -
Thanks for the votes guys, keep them up. |
 | Aug 20, 2006 1:44 pm -
Meheep......3* |
 | Aug 20, 2006 3:52 pm -
good way to scare people if you do it alot and put them by the windows and such 5 |
 | Aug 20, 2006 3:59 pm -
gnome in third pic is very poorly photoshopped in.
4* |
 | Aug 20, 2006 4:34 pm -
well it could also be fun to blow their heads off with thermite!
4* |
 | Aug 20, 2006 5:17 pm -
haha...im sorry this deserves 5*s |
 | Aug 20, 2006 5:25 pm -
lol you’ve been eating the wrong kind of mushrooms. lol 3*** |
 | Aug 20, 2006 5:57 pm -
5* caus ei luv gnoems i have e a book on them too! lol i wish i were a gnome... |
| A g 20, 2006 6:08 pm -
Quote: gnome in third pic is very poorly photoshopped in.
Yeah, I just did it quickly, I didn’t care if it looked good or not, I mean you could probably tell that I don’t really care by the looks of the "house" if you could call it that .. haha.
Thanks for the votes everyone. |
 | Aug 20, 2006 11:39 pm -
to "decapitated" thermite isn’t explosive it would probably just burn throught the entire gnome. |
 | Aug 22, 2006 1:07 am -
haha 4*s |
 | Aug 23, 2006 5:29 am -
5* this is funny |
 | Aug 23, 2006 8:58 pm -
lol thats good 5* |
 | Aug 24, 2006 4:18 pm -
*4 only cause its funny |
 | Aug 24, 2006 8:19 pm -
you should atleast have them doin somethin like they could be holdin a gun or somethin |
 | Sep 06, 2006 5:35 am -
haha the cut out made me laugh :P 3* |
 | Jan 01, 2007 11:50 am -
ya funy stuff 4* |
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