Harry Potters Magical Wang part 2
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(149 votes)
Published: Aug 23, 2006 10:40 a.m.
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You mite remember my last egg on this http://www.rotteneggs.com/r3/show/se/190255.html. These are the wnags found in the 6th book. Basically i just replaced the word wand with wang. Simple but incredibly funny.
- Dumbledore stepped back from the cave wall and pointed his wang at the rock.
- Harry lay curled on the dark grass, clutching his wang and panting.
- ’It just wont budge,’ Mrs weasley was saying anxiously, standing over Hermione with her wang in her hand.
- But Harry did not lower his wang. Narcissa Malfoy smiled.
- ’And i dont want wangs drawn in my shop either,’ she hastily added, for a glance to the door had shown Harry and Ron both standing there with their wangs pointed at Malfoy.
- Harry raised his wang higher. ’Harry, no!’ moaned Hermione.
- the stranger was making himself very clear in Harry’s opinion, particularly as he was brandishing a wang in one hand and a short and rather bloody knife in the other.
- The man advanced on Ogden, knife in one hand, wang in the other.
- Merope drew her wang shakily from her pocket.
- He pointed his wang under the table at the empty bottles and they immediately began to refill.
- Slughorn put his hand in his pocket and pulled out his wang.
- Slughorn touched the tip of his wang to his temple and withdrew it, so that a long, silver thread of memory came away too, clinging to the wang tip.
- ’Aguamenti!’ he shouted, jabbing the goblet with his wang.
- He saw Dumbledores wang flying in an arc over the edge of the ramparts.
Thats about all for book 6. If u find any more in there post them as comments. These took me a long time 2 do. Rate and comment. |
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 | Aug 23, 2006 10:42 am -
Quote: these took me a long time to do
someone is goin to say this is a short egg, but it took a long time 2 find all those in the book. |
 | Aug 23, 2006 11:02 am -
Quote: - Harry raised his wang higher. ’Harry, no!’ moaned Hermione.
Lol |
| Aug 23, 2006 11:07 am -
yeah that 1 is 1 of my favrit |
| Aug 23, 2006 11:10 am -
also this 1
Harry lay curled on the dark grass, clutching his wang and panting. |
| Aug 23, 2006 11:14 am -
Genious. |
 | Aug 23, 2006 11:26 am -
Quote: Harry raised his wang higher. ’Harry, no!’ moaned Hermione
HAHAHAHH YEAH LOL ROFL LMFAO 5* |
 | Aug 23, 2006 12:30 pm - ..
How is this funny? This is some of the gayest shit I have ever read in a while... |
| Aug 23, 2006 1:41 pm -
^ur gay |
| Aug 23, 2006 1:42 pm -
Man this is so funny if you image "wang" as "penis" |
| Aug 23, 2006 1:42 pm -
*imagine |
 | Aug 23, 2006 2:17 pm -
ROFL! that was awesome!!! 5*’s |
 | Aug 23, 2006 2:54 pm -
ROFLCOPTER! 5* |
| Aug 23, 2006 3:51 pm -
Quote: How is this funny? This is some of the gayest shit I have ever read in a while...
Didnt you read ur own eggs this morning? |
 | Aug 23, 2006 3:57 pm -
GAY....0*s |
 | Aug 23, 2006 3:59 pm -
I dont really find harry potter that good, although I dont care about that story I will only take one pont away. 4* |
| Aug 23, 2006 3:59 pm -
^ ur gay, 0 *s to ur profile and all ur eggs |
| Aug 23, 2006 4:01 pm -
Quote: ^ ur gay, 0 *s to ur profile and all ur eggs
that was to youngangus, not bmd |
 | Aug 23, 2006 4:47 pm -
theres something else with this book... its like page 518 of the pheonix one... it says ’SNAPE’ ejaculated slughorn |
 | Aug 23, 2006 5:15 pm -
Quote: - He pointed his wang under the table at the empty bottles and they immediately began to refill. |
 | Aug 23, 2006 9:17 pm -
haha thats funny shit lol |
 | Aug 24, 2006 12:33 am -
Yeah. |
 | Aug 24, 2006 2:57 pm -
lol...wang |
 | Au 24, 2006 7:57 pm -
Hahahaha this made me LOL. |
 | Aug 25, 2006 10:48 am -
[quote]The man advanced on Ogden, knife in one hand, wang in the other.[/quote]
LMAO! |
 | Sep 03, 2006 12:00 am -
nice.... |
 | Jan 13, 2007 1:45 pm -
This also works on fortune cookies if you add "in bed" after every saying. |
 | Ja 30, 2007 3:50 pm -
Quote: - He pointed his wang under the table at the empty bottles and they immediately began to refill.
LMAOO!! |
 | Mar 30, 2007 3:11 am -
LMAO ahahahha this is so funny |
 | May 22, 2007 8:40 pm -
funny |
 | M y 24, 2007 8:25 am -
thats pretty fucking hilarious |
 | Dec 28, 2007 8:48 am - Hahaha!
These are hilarious! Some are REALLY disgusting and perverted though, but still hilarious in their own disgusting way!
I tried doing this once, but it’s way too hard to find them! Since it was probably difficukt and time consuming to find these, I can tell you put a lot of effort into this egg! Congratulations on this genius egg, 5*! |
 | Jun 27, 2008 11:34 pm -
Funny stuff right here. and must’ve took a long time to put together so 5’s for joo |
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