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(36 votes) Published: Aug 24, 2006 3:16 p.m. Viewed 114 times
Well the other day I decided to get back at my a hole neighbor for smearing poo all up and down the side on my house. I decided that the perfect way to get revenge would be to do something to their house why they were out. I went into my garage and found a sludge hammer and a shovel. I went over to their house and busted their driveway to shit. Then I hid the blocks of cement the best that I could under snow.
I then went back to my house and got the wheel barrel and went back to their house to dig a big as* hole about 4 ft deep and 3 ft wide. I put all the dirt into the wheel barrel and placed it safely into their lving room in case they wanted to put it back later.
After that I covered the hole with really old brittle 2x4’s and covered it lightly with snow. It looked great and I went back to my house and waited out my front window for 7 hours and no one came. Then I say a car that wasn’t their’s pull into the driveway, apparently wanting to do a turn around. The brand new honda civic went face first into the hole and almost flipped! Even though my neighbors didn’t go into the hole I guess it worked out for the best because I hate honda’s.
The guy had to stay in his car until my neibors got back like an hour later and called a tow truck. No one even suspected it to be me and I wish I could have saw the reaction on their face when they saw the 3 tons of dirt on their brand new x-box 360, if they could find it.
This was one of the funniest things that I have ever seen and if you are looking for a good payback then they will definately be pissed. All you need is about 4 hours, a wheel barrel and a shovel and a sludge hammer.
Aug 24, 2006 3:44 pm - .. 3** more of a story, when they find out it is you ( wich they will ) they will probably sue your ass to hell, there was need to wreck there lawn, you probably cost some random person you didnt even know a lot of distress and money. your a fool.
Aug 24, 2006 4:29 pm - yah right There is no way in hell that you did this. First of all, the police would be all over you, and someone would have seen you doing what you say you did.
Aug 24, 2006 5:46 pm - ok this is really retarded n i agree with willis bout the xbox 360.n u did self vote bcuz every 1 knos this is fake n its retarded n i mean FUCKIN retarded
Aug 24, 2006 7:02 pm - intresting, and you took all that time to make a big hole and the victim didnt go into it. Though you should have stolen the 360, thats 400$ for u.
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