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(139 votes) Published: Aug 24, 2006 6:15 p.m. In 5 Favorites Lists Viewed 1039 times
This is a recipe for chocolate dipped brownies topped with chocolate morsels, whipped cream, or icecream. You can, if desired, add weed to the mix, only use 3 teaspoons or so, and make sure it\’s finely cut. OK, so here we go. (Makes 24-30 smalish brownies)
[size=5] Matierals/ingrediants:[/size]
-oven, preheated to 350 degrees fahrenheit
-a medium sized saucepan
-one package of 19.8 ounce brownie mix. Any brand/ variety will do.
-The ingrediants to your brownie mix, as well as the ones listed here
-8 ounces of semi-sweet baking chocolate
-1 14ounce can of EAGLE® BRAND condensed milk. (Not evaporated)
-1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
-1 teaspoon butter or margrine
-your choice of icecream, whipped cream or chocolate morsels
-cooling rack, or wax paper/tin foil
-A dipping spoon( a spoon with holes in it and that is bent at a 90* angle)/fondu sticks/a metal frying spatula with holes in it
[size=5] Directions:[/size]
1)Premare your brownie mix as directed by the package. If desired, add weed.
2)Bake brownies according to directions on package.
3) When finished, remove from oven and cut into small rectangular pieces or roll into ball. Do this while brownies are still warm.
4) Let cool
5) in your sauce pan, add your EAGLE® BRAND condensed milk, and chocolate. Heat on your stove at Medium-low to low heat ( 5 or 3 if your heat is measured in numbers)
6)Stir.
7) when chocolate is completely melted, add butter/margrine and vanilla extract; mix.
8)Keep the chocolate warm, but turn down the stove a little.
9) Dip your brownies in chocolate untill completely covered.
10) Place on your cooling rack/tin foil/wax paper for the extra chocolate to drip off. Sprinkle with your chocolate morsels or sprinkles while the chocolate is still wet.
11) If you want to have icecream, or whipped cream with your brownie, add them when you are going to eat your brownie, not before.
Thanks, And enjoy. Rate fairly and Tell me how yours came out if you made \’em!
Aug 24, 2006 6:54 pm - There\’s a fucking section for food isn\’t there? Get a life and stop taking out your self-pity because of your pen-cap sized penis out on everbody else. Suck my Blocked list bitch. 0* to your pro and all you eggs. Besides this is my first cooking egg, so it\’s singular, not plural, finish fucking elementary school dickwad!
Aug 24, 2006 7:24 pm - [quote]There’s a fucking section for food isn\\’t there? Get a life and stop taking out your self-pity because of your pen-cap sized penis out on everbody else. Suck my Blocked list bitch. 0* to your pro and all you eggs. Besides this is my first cooking egg, so it\\’s singular, not plural, finish fucking elementary school dickwad![/quote]
Aug 24, 2006 7:32 pm - Ok this is really pissing me off, On RE these eggs are like the only good eggs able to make anymore. You cant make any good eggs any more, the egg mods are being gay, ebil is like really gay. I made an egg on how to make a bong and he deletes it. I said in the egg to not use it for anything illegal. And there was nothing wrong in it and he still deletes it. Anyway this is just proving how gay RE has become. Oh and 4****
Aug 24, 2006 7:49 pm - no over-dose Ebil can\’t delete eggs he can only drop it. And bomb eggs are against the rules. And you can leave if you think this site is gay.
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Aug 24, 2006 10:15 pm - u little comment delete fagit betty crocker bitch nigger.
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what u delete comments for? u dont want ppl to know the truth?
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Aug 24, 2006 11:00 pm - ...What the fuck is this? Is this a damn egg on telling me how to make brownies...WTF...GTFO Rotten Eggs now Sir... Make an Egg where killing poor and innocent people/animals is accepted and where violence and hostle activites take place twords freinds and your greatest hated teachers...NO FUCKING BROWNIES UNLESS THEY CONTAIN ANTHRAX AND LACED WITH AN ACID-LIKE SUBSTANCE THAT KILLS BITCHES...AND IT BETTER FUCKING TELL ME HOW OR WHERE TO GET THIS ANTHRAX-ACID-LACE!!!! blow me a brand new dick because I hate my life and I just now broke my damn cell by sitting my fat ass on it...0*
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Aug 25, 2006 7:40 am - [quote]I\\’ll have to admit that cooking eggs are pretty lame, but this one was particularly bad. Not only was it poorly written, but obviously you have no cooking skill whatsoever. I mean brownie mix from a box? All this egg is shows is how to dip brownies in a chocolate mixture. HOLY SHIT! As far as I\\’m concerned, melted chocolate would do just fine as a coating, without any of this condensed milk nonsense. And your never supposed to bring chocolate to direct heat as it scorches it. I mean if you are going to make a cooking egg, you might [/quote]
I was a professional chef for 3 years numbnuts. It matter\’s not on my skill, but the skill of the reader, I anted it to be an easy recipe so other\’s could do it.
Aug 25, 2006 7:45 am - [quote]This should be dropped because the food section is for FOOD PRANKS[/quote]
[quot ]...What the fuck is this? Is this a damn egg on telling me how to make brownies...WTF...GTFO Rotten Eggs now Sir... Make an Egg where killing poor and innocent people/animals is accepted and where violence and hostle activites take place twords freinds and your greatest hated teachers...NO FUCKING BROWNIES UNLESS THEY CONTAIN ANTHRAX AND LACED WITH AN ACID-LIKE SUBSTANCE THAT KILLS BITCHES...AND IT BETTER FUCKING TELL ME HOW OR WHERE TO GET THIS ANTHRAX-ACID-LACE!!!! blow me a brand new dick because I hate my life and I just now broke my damn cell by sitting my fat ass on it...0*[/quote]
Tha \’s okay. You know why? Your both noobs. Welcome to my ignore list and your comments will be deleted.
Aug 25, 2006 1:41 pm - if the food section is for food pranks tell me why it says food section and not food pranks hmm? its not specified so it allows him to post a cooking egg, this is good and stop ranting about how gay you are and can\’t cook, if you want real prank why don\’t you fucking make your own goddamn pranks instead of blowing of other people\’s ideas? hmm? what was that? i can\’t quite hear you? you are gay? yes we know that now thanks you, once again awesome egg redesigned24 now i can get fat!!!! YAY :D
u little comment delete fagit betty crocker bitch nigger.
fuck u and ur stupid martha stewart egg u pussy.
what u delete comments for? u dont want ppl to know the truth?
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