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Only fool proof way to steal from Large Stores
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(51 votes)
Published: Aug 24, 2006 9:17 p.m.
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Ok so I\’ve seen all the eggs on stealing and every time i read them i always think to myself \"wow this person is a dumb shit.\"

This will not be a long egg because it\’s simple to do.

Ok go to any store that has a gardening center with bars, not a fence. Walk around and get anything that you would possibly ever want. Walk into the gardening center and put it behind the bushiest plant u can find.

There, the hard parts over. Now u walk out of the front doors of the store. U have committed absolutely no crime YET so don\’t be nervous at all. If they do happen to stop u just say that u were goint to but the items but u changed ur mind and didn\’t feel like putting them back.(if this happens dont go on with the rest of the plan)

So now walk around the building to the outside of the gardening center and grab the stuff(now u HAVE commited a crime so watch out.)

So get the basics?
1. U put stuff out in the gardening center
2. Leave store
3. Grab items through the bars

See its that simple, i dont know why people talk about wrapping stuff in fucking tinfoil and opening packages and shit when its this simple. 		 
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Big-chief-E-zizzle
Aug 24, 2006 9:22 pm -
No theft eggs k.thx.bai!


Jon-120
Aug 24, 2006 9:23 pm -
not a bad idea, definitly better than some of the shoplifting eggs

4*


Trebek
Aug 24, 2006 9:23 pm -
common sense..?


bootlegger
Aug 24, 2006 9:24 pm -
this is old all you did diffrent is stick it behind a bush meh 3*


eleet
Aug 24, 2006 9:37 pm -
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DeadLegend
Aug 24, 2006 9:51 pm -
^^fuckin chink ass whore^^


myst1c
Aug 24, 2006 10:15 pm -
bootlegger what do u know about old ur a noob


Sparkington
Aug 25, 2006 4:30 am -
see ya mate


Sparkington
Aug 25, 2006 4:31 am -
long live mr A


KittenAssassin
Aug 25, 2006 5:03 am -
ok hears a easiyer idea take stuff stick in pants take sensor off leave store dumb fuck its that easiy


MADDOGG-3578
Aug 25, 2006 6:17 am -
ur right little kittie 3 for ya cuz


-Battery-
Aug 25, 2006 7:44 am -
dnt tlk lik tis
1* only because it has a semi-good layout


Demonstray
Aug 25, 2006 12:21 pm -
Well personally, I didn\’t think of it that way...5*s cause you and your egg are awesome.
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