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Petrol Dough

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Published: Aug 26, 2006 2:02 a.m.
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Ok. Just before ( About an hour ago ) I was wondering about dough. Now I don\’t know why, so don\’t ask. I thought to myself;
Quote:
\"When you mix flour and water, you get a very crude dough.\"
So then I thought;
Quote:
\"Petrol = Flammable...So Flour + Petrol = Flammable dough...\"

My suspicions were true, I mixed Petrol and Flour, and I got this foul smelling, yet Flammable subtance. Here\’s the recipe:

Ingredients:
-Flour

-Petrol

Method:
1. Mix both ingrediants in a ratio of about 1:4 where 4 is the flour. Although, when I first made this, I was making it up as I go, So most likly this ratio is wrong. Just mix them together until you get a just-under dough apperence.

I quickly chucked these ingredients together and ran outside, with a spoonful of this, and ripped out my lighter and lit it. It was sorta raining, but it solidly burnt like a charm! The result of it buring was just ashes.

So just now as i\’m writing this, I got another idea, or more of a use. I got a piece of sting and..... Well this is hard to explain, I basically stirred the sting into the dough-junk. I pulled it out and lit it . The result of my sweat and tears? A medium speed- burning wick! Yay!

Also, here are some more uses for this;
Hobo-fire Fuel.
Some type of igniter for an explosive.
A thing to look at, whilst burning.
Pranks involing 3rd degree burns.
Warmth.
A form of Fire-lighter/Starter.
General Fun

And i\’m sure you can think of many, many more uses for this!
Have Fun!

-----DISCLAIMER-----
I take no responsibility for stupidy, Blame George Bush for that.

- Assassinator 666
 

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Big-chief-E-zizzle

Aug 26, 2006 2:14 am -
Theres already a disclaimer at the top of the egg, no need to make one.


running_with_scissors

ug 26, 2006 2:15 am -
highly doubt will work


Erdnussking

Aug 26, 2006 5:10 am -
This dough has a lot of potetial, great egg. *****


-Battery-

Aug 26, 2006 6:48 am -
5***** pics, goodlayout, nice idea


DECAPITATED

Aug 26, 2006 9:44 am -
Hoe come i didnt think about this before!
5*


DECAPITATED

Aug 26, 2006 9:44 am -
*how


knob

Aug 26, 2006 10:07 am -
perhaps petrol bread next?
lmao.
5*


seekdestroy

ug 26, 2006 10:44 am -
Quote:
I take no responsibility for stupidy, Blame George Bush for that.
you get 5* just for that


NonPermissive

Aug 26, 2006 10:57 am -
Quote:
perhaps petrol bread next?

hmmm.
5*, this might be - erm.... - useful...


WalkingHot_d_ogM n

Aug 26, 2006 12:32 pm -
Prrrrdy Dahaaaarn Guuuud

5*


CSIS

Aug 27, 2006 3:06 am -
Quote:
Blame George Bush for that


I don\’t like you already.


Salamanderhead

Aug 27, 2006 8:23 am -
I wonder if anyone would be dumb enough to mix this dough then try to bake flamable bread with it :P

 


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