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(190 votes) Published: Aug 28, 2006 5:23 p.m. Viewed 1038 times
Okay Mr. Pimpnamedslickback here are some devistatingly lame pick-up lines for you to swing and miss with....
If she\’s a gardener...
\"Hey can plant some seed in your garden?\"
If she\’s and author...
\"Can you sign my book? Just reach in my pocket and grip my pen.\"
A sports player...
\"I got two balls on me...wanna see?\"
If she is a cop...
\"Wanna take a swing with my billy club?\"
If she\’s an emo...
\"You like being stabbed? I got something to poke you with.\"
A postal worker...
\"Women are like stamps...lick them, stick them, and then send them on their way.\"
A pickpocket (hey, I had tog et something about that in here somewhere)...
\"Feel free to grab anything in my pockets\"
A hooker
\"How much?\"
NOTE: These are supposed to be lame, but I am hoping they are funny. To the best of my knowledge all of these are orignial and aren\’t posted anywhere else.
Aug 28, 2006 6:55 pm - True to the name! I was listening to a comedian who said this lame one : \"exuse me mam\’, I dont mean to make a pass, but you must be carrying a passport if youre packing that much ass.\" Heh, 5* for u.
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