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(99 votes) Published: Aug 28, 2006 11:00 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 345 times
Demolition Drive This is a story of one night I had with some mates.
This is my very first egg, So I\’m gunna try and make it interesting and informal, I\’ve included an Appendix for those who dont know how to make some of these weapons... And for your info I\’m BJ, and I\’ve been stirring havoc in Townsville for a while now... So lets begin the story...
Late Afternoon Ventures
5pm... Its too early and dangerous to be \"Tokyo Drifting\" it on the streets, being theres a Police Crackdown on fast drivers. So me and my mates driving around town needed something to kill the boredom during peak hour traffic...
It suddenly struck me as a golden idea at the time and we went back to my house and picked up some explosives I made, anyway amoungst them, was a tennis ball bomb... (Refer to Appendix)
So we made it in our interest to donate the bomb/ball to the local tennis club who was fortunately in training, we chucked the bomb into a bucket, one of the groups were training with. So we waited keenly for about 5 minutes then... BOOM... The tennis racket that struck it, now had a shock and the poor middle aged female trainer probably lost 3/4 year of life in her heart... But we laughed any way...
After the Dinner Time feed.
We had to go have dinner because we all finished a hard day at work and that laughing from the tennis court really gave us a workout. So we had lots of flash bombs, and no real funny way to use em... Until I had an idea...
We went out driving again and as we lit the flash bombs...(refer to appendix on how to make) one of us would lean as far out of the window as possible, and to the drivers behind use they just thought of us as mere idiots, (although we are), until we dropped em onto the road and they blew up with a big flash... its funny to see to cars behind you suddenly come to a standstill in shock...
We did this for most of the night. Until we ran out... which was devestating. I then got the idea to go back to my house and get a box full of them Glow Sticks. My mum used to stockpile em... so... hehehe... We baught some water pistols and emptied the glow fluids into them and went around squirting cars at night time... very fun!
After Math
All our devestation was caused and there were fewer cars driving... so we ended up drifting round town until early hours of morning. But overall a very fun night.
NOTE: Burn a damn good playlist of music, makes the night so much sweeter
Appendix
To make it easier for you guys reading this article I got the recipes here to make the two above bombs... Praise the Anarchists Cookbook
Tennis Ball Bombs by The Jolly Roger
Ingredients:
- Strike anywhere matches
- A tennis ball
- A nice sharp knife
- Duct tape
Break a ton of matchheads off. Then cut a SMALL hole in the tennis ball. Stuff all of the matchheads into the ball, until you can\’t fit any more in. Then tape over it with duct tape. Make sure it is real nice and tight! Then, when you see a geek walking down the street, give it a good throw. He will have a blast!!
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Flash Bombs By BJ lol...
What you need.
Matchsticks,
Tape,
Bottle Lids,
Lots of Sparklers,
Step 1. Remove the sparkler dust off all the stick and empty them into the bottle lid.
Step 2. stick the head of the match into the sparkler dust and use the tape to cover it. So the tail end of the matchstick is a fuse. And thats it
Use. Just light the fuse and throw it. :) Funnagenes...
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Aug 28, 2006 11:15 pm - good story bad resources plus you are allowed to make stories on bombs but here on RE there are no bomb eggs plus the jolly roger version sucks ass and half no more than half of that shit is fake i would belive you if you had a vid on youtube or something tho 1 star 4 the storie
Aug 29, 2006 1:30 am - pretty stupid IMO, you don\’t have a car, you never did the tennis ball thing because you\’d know if the ball was filled with crap and they dont explode, they just smoke a lot. Seriously, pretending to do stuff to impress people is just lame. Yes, I am an @55hole, rate my profile a 0, I don\’t care, at least I\’m not a lying little prepubescent boy.
Aug 29, 2006 4:43 pm - i dont get the flash thing. i mean, how can you use a matchstick as a fuse? even a breeze would blow out a burning matchstick, so how can it survive a drop out of a driving car? exept if you use those storm proof matches.
Aug 29, 2006 10:02 pm - Might ave been the brand I used but I did specifically remember saying we dropped them. But yeah alot of fuses do go out. Some of the Flash Bombs we made had the cap gun dust in it so all we had to do then was pelt them at the ground and they would explode. Just depends.
And there are things in the Anarchists Cookbook that dont work... The idea\’s in them are good, If you know a bit about things, if you add some extra material you can make alot of that stuff work. Dont hold the jolly rogers version as a complete lie... Its only half way there.
And this is a true story... The tennis ball bomb does explode... we used these match head as per said in there simply to ignite the rest of the material stashin in there, Improvised gun powder and crackers dust. You can believe it or not, All I know is that it was fun...
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