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(170 votes) Published: Sep 08, 2006 10:08 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 1030 times
1. hide in a closet and videotape yer roomate having sex. mail this tape to his mother, ex, all his coworkers, etc.
2.if he has to go to work, put laxative powder in his coffee
3. if he/she comes home drunk and passes out on the bed, duct tape him/her to the mattress.
4. buy about a million of those little plastic army men, and superglue them all over the inside of his car.
5. feed his dog laxatives and then lock it in his car. this is best if its a brand new mercedes.
6. record porn over the romantic comedy he rented to watch with his girlfriend.
7. if he works for a big company, open his briefcase and superglue all the contents together.
8. if he has an ipod, go to a porn site and load porn videos onto itunes.
9. take pictures of yer private parts with his cameraphone. set one as the wallpaper.
10. smash his computer with a sledgehammer.
11. put blue, green, yellow, and red food coloring into his drink. this should make his teeth a very interesting color
12. unscrew his hubcap from his car and drop four or so ball bearings in there. reattach it and hell think his car is seriously fucked up.
13.buy a shitload of women’s underwear and hide them in places he’ll never look (but his new girlfriend will)
14.unscrew the legs from his coffe table.
15. change the time on his alarm clock.
16. puta buch of used tissues in his trashcan when his girlfriend comes over.
17. fill his pillow with foam douche
18. put vaseline on the toilet seat.
19. if he snorts coke, put powdered glass in it.
20. steal 20 bucks from him. use it to buy a cattle pron. sneak into his room a 2 a.m. and shock him with it
21.put ground beef in his shoes.
22.take a sledge hammer. knock a hole thru the apartment wall. then go AWOL.
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