Watch people do this stuff when they are drunk (HILARIOUS!)
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(212 votes)
Published: Sep 10, 2006 7:49 p.m.
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You all know the feeling. Messed up vision, balance and coordination is shot, you run at about 1 thought per minute...it sure is awesome!
The following is a list of things that are so freakin funny watching people try when they are drunk, I swear! I saw my cousin do a few of these (he gets drunk a lot) and I pissed ym pants laughing! Will provide entertainment for whoever isn’t drunk (although my cousin said doing that stuff when he was drunk made it really fun!)
FAQ: Why would anyone want to do things when they are drunk?
Because when you go do things, it really makes you realize how drunk you are, and enhances the feeling, as opposed to just sitting around/talking/lying in bed.
So here it is. If any of you have any suggestions, you can post it.
1. Homework
What?!? Homework? You might be asking. Just get them try algebra or something. The funniest thing is seeing they’re face when they become sober again, and read the fucked up crap they wrote. I tried it, and mine usualy turn out completely incoherent, and make no sense at all. Funny to read.
2. Swimming
(Don’t worry, get them to wear a life jacket or something)
There is nothing in the world funnier than watching someone smashed off their ass trying to swim. My cousin did this while wearing a life jacket. He was aimlessly flailing his arms uselessly. I was laughing so hard I couldn’t stand.
3. Skating
Just like swimming, except they can’t even stand. Some people can’t even skate worth jack shit when their sober, let alone drunk.
4. Shave
I will let you see what happens on this one!
5. Climb a tree
Don’t worry about them hurting themselves; usualy they can’t even get up into the tree. The way my cousin did it was he would grab on to a branch, then start kicking his legs, looking for another branch to stand on. He would then give up, and go find something tall to stand on, and fail even more.
6. Masturbate
No, I did not watch my cousin do this one!
Let’s just say that when I found him, he had dried up semen all over himself (it was in his hair!) I still make fun of him about that one.
7. Go to the bathroom
Big mess, there was piss everywhere...we had to clean up before his parents got home. Still funny enough to post on here.
And now, for the one that made me laugh the hardest...
8. Tell them to go ask for directions to somewhere
He stumbled over to some lady, almost bumped right into her, and half-shouted "Can you please show me to the...uh...hehe..the way to the...?"
And he couldn’t even finish, because he stumbled again, and then suddenly ran away at top speed back to his house. (I still don’t know why he did that, and he doesn’t even remember doing it)
So there you have it. Please no flamming, and if you have any suggestions/things to add that might be funny, please post!
Thank you for reading, and remember: always videotape them! (I didn’t, because I don’t have a camera. If I get positive reviews, then I might go rent one and tape him doing some shit!) |
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 | Sep 10, 2006 7:55 pm -
your cousin sounds like a retard. 5 stars ^_^ |
 | Sep 10, 2006 8:01 pm -
uhh yes you are a noob but a couple stars from me and heres a sober or drunk trick...get a baseball bat put ur forehead on it then put it on the ground and turn around 30 times then run a race |
 | Sep 10, 2006 8:01 pm -
Lol, yeah, he is missing a few gears in his head.
He’a a funny guy though. |
 | Sep 10, 2006 8:11 pm -
ko, funy, i like, 4*s |
| Sep 10, 2006 8:14 pm -
Holy shit! Would people stop rating 0’s and say what they don’t like about it?
Goddamnit! |
 | Sep 10, 2006 8:15 pm -
LOL!!
this is a funny one to do to ppl who are high.
wearing shoes and pants so u cant just openly see ur legs and ankles
this is how things should go
hey man today when i was leaving my house. i kind aleft in a hurry
and forgot one of my socks.
-other person- hehe what--
well i was wandering if i could borrow one of yours. cus my feet are starting to hurt.
-- extreamly confused now-- will usually say no. if they say yes put it on and then u have a funny story t about how they lost one of their socks when they were high. if they say no. be like well im getting tired of changin my sock from one foot to the other. i do it about 4 times a minute.
theyll be like wtf. then be like yea i can tap my nose and my sock switches feet. then continuesly alternate lifting pant legs and taping ur nose. |
 | Sep 10, 2006 8:53 pm -
Im sure your cousin didnt do these.
But still funny ideas. so you get a 5. |
| Sep 10, 2006 9:14 pm -
Im just joking about the retard thing. Every ones retarded when there drunk :P |
 | Sep 10, 2006 9:16 pm -
I’ll give u a 2 |
 | Sep 10, 2006 9:35 pm -
cockythero that is some funny shit! |
 | Sep 11, 2006 12:05 am -
your cousin has dried cum in his hair from the tit wank you raped of your poor disabled cousin tut tut
haha 4* |
 | Sep 11, 2006 1:30 am -
Watching people fall in the hot tub after a good rousing game of beer pong is always fun too! |
 | Sep 11, 2006 10:58 am -
seems like hes a couple frys short of a happymeal |
 | Sep 11, 2006 6:38 pm -
Rad. i’ll remmeber that 5* |
 | Sep 12, 2006 1:29 pm -
Quote: 6. Masturbate
No, I did not watch my cousin do this one!
Let’s just say that when I found him, he had dried up semen all over himself (it was in his hair!) I still make fun of him about that one.
happens to me allllll the time. |
 | Sep 12, 2006 8:38 pm -
im pretty sure you just made up most of this shit, but ill give it a 2* because it was kind of funny |
 | Sep 20, 2006 1:43 pm -
nice egg lmao great idea 5* |
 | Feb 21, 2007 7:48 am -
lol that is pretty funny 5* ha ha |
 | Feb 26, 2007 6:36 pm -
fucking funny 5* |
 | Aug 02, 2007 7:33 pm -
that made me Lol so 3* and this is the sort of shit i’d do lmao. so 3* + 2* = 5* nice egg. |
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