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Potassium jokes.
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Published: Dec 19, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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okay we all know that pottasium is reactive with water right? okay so heres a bunch of jokes to play on friends, enemys and general bastards.

Car Wash

first get pure potassium, and I mean a lot of potassium. Then grind it up as good as you can because every good explosive requires to things: 1. equal reactions such as a cube of gun powder doesnt react as well than ground up gunpowder 2. a fuel source. Then mix the potassium with toothpaste and other cap but make sure that there is a lot of it and place great globs on windows, doors and any part where it would leave a good mark(remeber great globs not just small amounts. Then watch froma safe distance as the guy tries to wash his car only to have it blow up.

Glass of Death

Take a cup and grind potassium into the bottom of a cup or if you know instant cofe drinkers put the pottasium into the coffe and try to make it the same color, or put it into any general mix. Then when they add water, bam the pottasium reacts and may even shatter the glass.

Batht a friend who is going to take a bath or shower? get copiouse amouts of potassiuma and either

A. put it on the floor of the tub and when they wa#*@! away or start the shower BAM.
B. put the pottasium into soap,shampoo,co watever and then when the go to use it and it reacts with the ater, BAM.

Lolipop a stick and get a cube of pottasium. Pottasium isnt neccesarily that thick so you can easily drill a hole in the middle. Then coat the pottasium with some kind of coloring or not and give it to your enemy, when he/she licks it, BAM.

Ok thats all i can think of, go out and commit your acts of terror you sick Bastards 		 
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jay-1842
Feb 09, 2005 6:06 am - wern
hey hey hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where can we get this stuff???????? next time be sure to iclude the how and where..... okay!!!!!
how to make this stuff or how to get that......


Jack-2538
Mar 20, 2005 10:26 pm - WOW its like magic!
Ok thats bull. Dude pottasium is knows for its voilent reactions with water but it wont "blow up" a car. it MAY shatter WEAK glass. Also even THINK what your prepossing is possible (the glass. the car one is just stupid) you would A HELL OF ALOT of potassium) and never forget to mention potassuim can ignite with moisture from the air!
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